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Being a giver.............guides Riles over to a mirror <runs away Howling>
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Being a giver.............guides Riles over to a mirror <runs away Howling>
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For my 50th birthday, I asked my wife, do older men wear boxers or briefs. She said "Depends"..... Bah dum dum
NO! I am not, yet, 50~~~
INARG pair of heavy boots to go kick W_R in the pants.
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Okay, I lol'd... more?
I said laugh, you dolt! I already have a great smile.Will YOU at least be SMILING when you DO? (See, I gave you that smile)
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OK, ok....since you demanded so nicely,.....
The other night, I was sitting around with my wife, reading as she sewed.....
She said "I think you could talk to me while I sew."
I lovingly responded, "Why don't you sew to me while I read?"
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Riley had been married four times. Her first husband was a banker, the second was an actor, the third husband was a preacher, and the fourth husband was an undertaker. She was asked why she picked the different type husbands.
She stated, "One for the money, two for the show, three to make ready and four to go."
She stated, "One for the money, two for the show, three to make ready and four to go."
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OK, you are now officially cut off 
-bites lip-You asked for one.....I gave you one.....Remember, I am not the show pony
I didn't mean to insinuate that you were....shows like that just aren't my forte'.
INARG way of soothing an ego.
Good thing...my eyes are rolling on the last one.OK, you are now officially cut off
Thank you though.
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Ok, ok....One more that I heard the other day because I think you might like it..... and, after all.....
The other day I was walking past the bus stop and I stopped and said to a woman "Can I smell your pussy?"
"Fuck off, no you can't smell my pussy!" the woman yells back at me
"Oh" I replied, confused and embarassed, "it must be your feet then".
The other day I was walking past the bus stop and I stopped and said to a woman "Can I smell your pussy?"
"Fuck off, no you can't smell my pussy!" the woman yells back at me
"Oh" I replied, confused and embarassed, "it must be your feet then".
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Glares at GG.............
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Well If you truly need to go "Commando" on the kick....be my guest......(still glaring at GG)
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If it was not funny, you would have used lower case
You're just troubled by how hard you laughed
I admit NOTHING.If it was not funny, you would have used lower case
You're just troubled by how hard you laughed
No, no, no! Not GO commando...sheesh.
Commando BOOTS. COMBAT that's the word I wanted!
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Quite alright. No need.
More your speed, perhaps.....
The Newlyweds were discussing their new life together when the groom told the young bride:
"I will go out with my friends whenever I like, fishing hunting, hanging out at the bar and you will cook and clean and keep the house and laundry and I expect no complaints. I will come home whenever I choose."
The young bride, somewhat shocked by this declaration responded "Yes, of course, dear, that will be fine and I want you to know that there will be sex here at 7pm every evening. With you or without you".
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