I need a nursemaid
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LukkyKnight
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Can I be your recruiting specialist?
KillerMuffin
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I wish I could, darlin. But then I'd have to use you sexually.
MorgaineLaFay
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When you are feeling better would you mind sending her/him my way?
I need some taking care of.
I need some taking care of.
calypso_21
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Hey sweetpea...what can I get you hun? Right about now all I can offer is a Reiki session.
P. B. Walker
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Rubyfruit said:
Can I watch?
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Rubyfruit
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I don't know, Muffie, you don't look very threatening in that av.
Lukky, I would be honored if you took on the position of Chief Recruiting Officer for Find Ruby a Nursemaid. We are a lesbian owned, operated and held company, but our doors are open to all.
Lukky, I would be honored if you took on the position of Chief Recruiting Officer for Find Ruby a Nursemaid. We are a lesbian owned, operated and held company, but our doors are open to all.
unclej
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well, the first thing we're gonna have to do is take your temperature. then maybe a sponge bath and...well, hell, i can't think of anything else right now. crap, i'll bet you're not really impressed at all are you. damn, i really i thought i could do this one.
#1tankcomander
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Mee too, but I can be overly motherly.....Would that be insest????KillerMuffin said:
Nora
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Oh jezus, you all suck.
First off, Ruby. You need to be on the sofa. You need a blankey wrapped around you that smells faintly of lavender. It's the linen spray that I make myself.
Following that, a nice cup of hot tea with some gingersnaps. Gingersnaps are good for whatever ails you.
When you get sick of sappy chick flicks on the sofa, we can play some games. Nothing taxing. Just fun stuff. Or maybe a jigsaw. I have many.
Starting in umm...19 minutes, I'll have plenty of time on my hands to dote upon you.
First off, Ruby. You need to be on the sofa. You need a blankey wrapped around you that smells faintly of lavender. It's the linen spray that I make myself.
Following that, a nice cup of hot tea with some gingersnaps. Gingersnaps are good for whatever ails you.
When you get sick of sappy chick flicks on the sofa, we can play some games. Nothing taxing. Just fun stuff. Or maybe a jigsaw. I have many.
Starting in umm...19 minutes, I'll have plenty of time on my hands to dote upon you.
Rubyfruit
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Uncle, tongue....um, sponge baths are a requirement of the position.
Reiki ... I think I've had that before, Caly. Is that where you hold your hands over somebody but don't touch them? Am I thinking of something else? Anyway, I'll take it!
Nora is actually the person I've always wanted for this position. Unfortunately, we've been unable to negotiate a mutually acceptable package.
Reiki ... I think I've had that before, Caly. Is that where you hold your hands over somebody but don't touch them? Am I thinking of something else? Anyway, I'll take it!
Nora is actually the person I've always wanted for this position. Unfortunately, we've been unable to negotiate a mutually acceptable package.
Rubyfruit
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Nora, I can think of many positions that you would be perfect in, but I'm selfish and want you all to myself.
Come live with me. We'll smoke and give each other pedicures, long, luxurious shampoos and chocolate sundaes in bed until death do us part, or we hate each other.
Come live with me. We'll smoke and give each other pedicures, long, luxurious shampoos and chocolate sundaes in bed until death do us part, or we hate each other.
LukkyKnight
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Done and done. I've never been owned by a lesbian before, but I think it will work out.Rubyfruit said:
Now then:
Applications are Open.
If you would like to be considered for the unusual, exciting, and rewarding position of Nursemaid for Rubyfruit herself, please reply as soon as possible to this thread with a descripition of your qualifications, job history, other relevant experience and/or education, compensation history, and fetishes. Applications accompanied by photos will be reviewd before those without. Applications with photos of the applicant will be considered seriously. Applications with photos, cash, and 800 numbers will likely result in serious consideration.
Bear in mind that like the company, I am now a lesbian owned, operated and held Recruiter, but our doors are open to all.
Applications will be reviewed until the position is filled, commencing immediately.
Offer may not be valid in Utah, or in certain middle eastern countries. Duplicate entries will be voided.
celiaKitten
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Rubyfruit said:
I am so perfect for this job, darlin'. Where do I send my references?
calypso_21
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Rubyfruit said:Reiki ... I think I've had that before, Caly. Is that where you hold your hands over somebody but don't touch them? Am I thinking of something else? Anyway, I'll take it!
Right on the mark there Ruby! You got it. I'm off for my meditations...sending you some Reiki (distance healing rather than hands).
LukkyKnight
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Does she have a great ass or what?calypso_21 said:
Rubyfruit
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LukkyKnight said:
Yes she does, Lukky.
You have a good eye. I think you'll go far with our company.
Caly, I somehow became the test subject for a group of Reiki students a few years back. I have to say, I remember those sessions fondly. Happy flying!
Nora, you're at the beginning of an exciting journey, baby. Whenever I've lost a job, something much better has come along to take it's place. In the mean time, there's always us.
Lukky, can we put an "ass photo" clause in your ad?
#1tankcomander
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Ruby dear I can make you squirt with the flick of my tongue!
LukkyKnight
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updated listing
Applications are still Open.
If you would like to be considered for the unusual, exciting, and rewarding position of Nursemaid for Rubyfruit herself, please reply as soon as possible to this thread with a descripition of your qualifications, job history, other relevant experience and/or education, compensation history, and fetishes. Applications accompanied by photos will be reviewd before those without. Applications with photos of the applicant will be considered seriously. Applications with photos of the applicant's ass, preferably naked, cash, and 800 numbers will result in interviews.
This lesbian-owned company, operated by lesbians, extends this offer under the auspices of the LukkyKnight Recruiting act of 2003. LukkyKnight is a wholly-owned, battery-operated and lesbian-held heterosexual Recruiter, as evidence that our doors are open to all.
Applications will be reviewed until the position is filled, commencing immediately.
Offer is so not valid in Utah, or in certain middle eastern countries. After further review, duplicate entries will be considered, but they better have ass photos.
Applications are still Open.
If you would like to be considered for the unusual, exciting, and rewarding position of Nursemaid for Rubyfruit herself, please reply as soon as possible to this thread with a descripition of your qualifications, job history, other relevant experience and/or education, compensation history, and fetishes. Applications accompanied by photos will be reviewd before those without. Applications with photos of the applicant will be considered seriously. Applications with photos of the applicant's ass, preferably naked, cash, and 800 numbers will result in interviews.
This lesbian-owned company, operated by lesbians, extends this offer under the auspices of the LukkyKnight Recruiting act of 2003. LukkyKnight is a wholly-owned, battery-operated and lesbian-held heterosexual Recruiter, as evidence that our doors are open to all.
Applications will be reviewed until the position is filled, commencing immediately.
Offer is so not valid in Utah, or in certain middle eastern countries. After further review, duplicate entries will be considered, but they better have ass photos.
