I need a new sig

[RavenSpirit2k4]

Suggestions anyone? Hopefully something clever, true and/or funny. Because I'm not clever or funny (although I am usually truthful), I can't think of a damn thing.

 

[Xelebes]

Yes, a sig-maker's thread! Time for the photoshop kiddies to come bouncing in with their mad photo editing skillz!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Suggestions anyone? Hopefully something clever, true and/or funny. Because I'm not clever or funny (although I am usually truthful), I can't think of a damn thing.

As you climb the ladder of success,, don't let the boys look up your dress.

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

Lol, good one, Abs.

 

[snooper]

Far away is near at hand in images of elsewhere.

 

[Guest]

Veni, vidi, velcro.
I came, I saw, I stuck around


Confucious say: Man who sit on rose bush soon get point.

I was the second man on the grassy knoll.



just a couple off the top o' me head so early in the morning.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

 

[cantdog]

Take the big leap if it's indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. -- David Lloyd George


The heart can have its reasons which reason can never know. -- Pascal


Man is so prolific he has spread to cover the entire habitable earth, and Canada. -- Ambrose Bierce


I'm pure as the driven slush. -- Tallulah Bankhead


You can't help getting older, but you can remain immature as long as you like. -- Federal Rae Digby

 

[Black Tulip]

Where do you guys get all those quotes?
Is there a special Anglo-American gen that takes care of this?

 

[cantdog]

When Life takes you out for a spin in his car,
Be careful that he doesn't go very far;
You'll be left by the roadside for all your good deeds
With two toadstools for tits and a face full of weeds.

from a ballad by X.J. Kennedy: In A Prominent Bar in Secauacus, N.J. (to be sung to the tune of "Sweet Betsy from Pike")

You collect them. sigs are as old as the net.

Sometimes, they're right in front of your eyes.

Hucked on fonicks werked for me!!! -- ABSTRUSE

 

[gauchecritic]

The medium is the message. Start slimming.

The font of all wisdom = Bookman oldstyle

Which came first, the chicken or the perv?

There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can count and those who can't. (stolen)

Don't count your chickens if you live on a dairy farm.

Access all Areas (motto of the Stalkers of America Assoc.)

Gauche

 

[Guest]

I don't regret the things I've done... nearly as much as the things I didn't do.

My pussy shoots back.

To live and die in hell, eh?

There are two kinds of people in the worl. Those who stand straight and tall, and those who cant.

 

[Guest]

try some Latin

Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.

Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare.
I think some people in togas are plotting against me.

Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
I'm not interested in your dopey religious cult.

Quomodo cogis comas tuas sic videri?
How do you get your hair to do that?

 

[matriarch]

Old age ain't no place for sissies.

Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows

I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.

If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. (my personal favourite. Ask my kids)

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.


Mat (melting - England's not supposed to be this hot !!!)

 

[Guest]

If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.

Mat (melting - England's not supposed to be this hot !!!)

Mind if I steal that one?

 

[matriarch]

Mind if I steal that one?

Feel free............

I actually have a sheet with that printed in bigggg letters on the side of my monitor at work. When people enter our office, its the first thing they see. Then me. What a shock. *laughing *

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows

Oh yes, that is so me!

I'm still LMAO at the others too.

 

[Vincent E]

How about this one

"You will never be alone with a poet in your pocket. You will never have an idle hour."
-John Adams