I Need A Man

[Tom Collins]

Well, you know I love you (and I'd love to provide the "man" sevice for you ), but I wouldn't pass #3 either. But I'll offer my well-wishes (plus my special back rub when you are too stressed ). I miss you sweets. I might have to quit this damn job...it's robbing me of my Tommikins time.

You are too sweet, Desie. But don't quit a job that you love, and that you need. I do appretiate the thought though. *spine snapping squidge*

 

[Tom Collins]

The request for a male is so that when said editor reads the story, they can say, "Um, sorry, ladies, but it doesn't quite feel like THAT when you get kicked in the balls...." and offer verisimilitude.

The "Bi-curious" etc. element is not a requirement--what is a requirement is being able to read the gay male sex. This is just a matter of category. I suppose it's the same for all editors. You can edit anything, but you can better you edit the stuff you like. So if we were in the Fantasy Category we'd want someone who liked fantasy and understood it enough to be able to offer suggestions or opinions on it.

That's what Tom meant to say

Ummm...yeah...s'what I thought I'd said. *shrug* You've always been more diplomatic and I, 3. Yeah, the specific need for a man is to make sure we're getting man shit right. Just because we feel like we've gotten into the man's head and are discribing this realistically doesn't mean we are. That's one reason why I still look for M/M stories written by men. It's good research to see how an orgasm or a nut shot is discribed by someone who's actually experienced it. Then you've got to learn to put it into your own words...otherwise it's sort of...plagerism...

 

[Tom Collins]

I'd go ahead and do that, even whilst I was looking for other editors... Don't be afraid to pester!

Well, we got an offer last night from a gentelman who wouldn't normally edit, but felt that since this was in a category that he'd never write in and wouldn't usually read even, he would be able to hold his strong personality back and not try to turn it into his story rather than helping us build ours. And I'll keep thanking him for it, too.

Still, there is the possibility that he won't work for us for inumerable possible reasons that can never be predicted before hand, so I'm defnitely going to keep carson in mind.

 

[slyc_willie]

Ummm...yeah...s'what I thought I'd said. *shrug* You've always been more diplomatic and I, 3. Yeah, the specific need for a man is to make sure we're getting man shit right. Just because we feel like we've gotten into the man's head and are discribing this realistically doesn't mean we are. That's one reason why I still look for M/M stories written by men. It's good research to see how an orgasm or a nut shot is discribed by someone who's actually experienced it. Then you've got to learn to put it into your own words...otherwise it's sort of...plagerism...

Well, an active imagination can go pretty far. I don't know exactly how it feels for a woman when she has an orgasm, but based on various women's reactions, some frank talk, and a little imagination, I can make an educated guess.

So again, I raise my hand . . . I do meet requirement #3

 

[Tom Collins]

Well, an active imagination can go pretty far. I don't know exactly how it feels for a woman when she has an orgasm, but based on various women's reactions, some frank talk, and a little imagination, I can make an educated guess.

So again, I raise my hand . . . I do meet requirement #3

You're the one that I got confused with SlickTony. LMAO Those AVs are...ahhh...memorable, shall we say?

If you think you do then you probably do. If you'd really like to give it a go I can send these two chapters to you. It never hurts to have more than one set of eyes giving it a look. You might catch something that none of the rest of us do.

I agree that imagination can take you down roads that reality could never navigate, but it's still nice to have someone confirm that you're doing a good job driving the car.

PM me your email, sugar.

 

[3113]

So again, I raise my hand . . .

Just the hand?

Very good of you, and very brave. Keep in mind when you PM Tom that, though she might argue it convincingly, naked pictures of you are NOT a requirement for the editor's job, nor will you be required to perform any other task than editing.

Watch out as well for those "perks" she may promise you...they only sound innocent....

 

[aymanmosstfa]

dont keep this for me i am not gay or bi sex and i loser at grammer

 

[S-Des]

Keep in mind when you PM Tom that, though she might argue it convincingly, naked pictures of you are NOT a requirement for the editor's job, nor will you be required to perform any other task than editing.

What??? I feel so used.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I've read the stories. . .yummy work. I look forward to seeing more.

Oh... I'm a girl. . . just posting because I like the stories.

 

[RogueLurker]

Just the hand?

Very good of you, and very brave. Keep in mind when you PM Tom that, though she might argue it convincingly, naked pictures of you are NOT a requirement for the editor's job, nor will you be required to perform any other task than editing.

Watch out as well for those "perks" she may promise you...they only sound innocent....

They aren't?

Tom ... you best be deleting those files ...

 

[Tom Collins]

Just the hand?

Very good of you, and very brave. Keep in mind when you PM Tom that, though she might argue it convincingly, naked pictures of you are NOT a requirement for the editor's job, nor will you be required to perform any other task than editing.

Watch out as well for those "perks" she may promise you...they only sound innocent....

You snitching, tale telling bitch ...you rat...you fink...I'm gonna snatch you bald-headed for spilling your guts like that! Tonight, Lucky sleeps wid da fishes, y'all.


*succumbs to a violent fit of the giggles*

3113

 

[Tom Collins]

They aren't?

Tom ... you best be deleting those files ...

Tchya...riiiight.

Yep...ok, deleted them forthwith.

 

[Tom Collins]

I've read the stories. . .yummy work. I look forward to seeing more.

Oh... I'm a girl. . . just posting because I like the stories.

And I love you for your support. Rogue has part 4 even as I type this.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Damn, I can't believe I missed this thread!

 

[slyc_willie]

I'd just like to know when, exactly, I seemed to have gained the reputation for taking my clothes off at a moment's whim . . . I mean, really!



And 3, I only send nekkid pics if I'm asked

 

[3113]

You snitching, tale telling bitch ...you rat...you fink...I'm gonna snatch you bald-headed for spilling your guts like that! Tonight, Lucky sleeps wid da fishes, y'all.

Tom, Tom! Hold off! I'm just thinking of the big picture here. Look at what you did to S-Des there, he trusted you with those pictures and now they're all over the internet and he's getting visits from Russian mobsters wanting him to correct their "grammar." And the last guy, the one you locked in the basement, he has a nervous breakdown everytime he sees a semicolon. All thanks to you. You can't keep doing this to our editors, not if we want to finish the story.

You can have your fun with Slyc Willie *after* he's done correcting our punctuation.

 

[Tom Collins]

I'd just like to know when, exactly, I seemed to have gained the reputation for taking my clothes off at a moment's whim . . . I mean, really!



And 3, I only send nekkid pics if I'm asked

Pretty please...with sugar on top?

Tom, Tom! Hold off! I'm just thinking of the big picture here. Look at what you did to S-Des there, he trusted you with those pictures and now they're all over the internet and he's getting visits from Russian mobsters wanting him to correct their "grammar." And the last guy, the one you locked in the basement, he has a nervous breakdown everytime he sees a semicolon. All thanks to you. You can't keep doing this to our editors, not if we want to finish the story.

You can have your fun with Slyc Willie *after* he's done correcting our punctuation.

*much grumbling, pissing and moaning ensues...hangs head and scuffs at floor with moccasined toes*
W'all right. *pouts cutely* But as soon as we get 'em back the gloves come off, sister. *maniacle laughter*

I'd just like to know when, exactly, I seemed to have gained the reputation for taking my clothes off at a moment's whim . . . I mean, really!



And 3, I only send nekkid pics if I'm asked

Send 'em in an email immediately post-ceeding the one with the documents. Please? *bats lashes and all that sorta girly shit*

 

[slyc_willie]

Send 'em in an email immediately post-ceeding the one with the documents. Please? *bats lashes and all that sorta girly shit*

Do you really think I'm that easy?

 

[SlickTony]

You're the one that I got confused with SlickTony. LMAO Those AVs are...ahhh...memorable, shall we say?

Eh, well, there are worse people to be confused with...I rather like his AVs too.

 

[jushorny]

I'd offer, got the right equipment, but woefully lack in experience, am terrible at grammar. I have read the previous chapters though. But, I might be biased too Good luck and I know whoever you two chose will work out well

 

[Tom Collins]

Do you really think I'm that easy?

A girl can dream, can't she?

'Sides...yer showin' most of it anyway.

 

[Tom Collins]

I'd offer, got the right equipment, but woefully lack in experience, am terrible at grammar. I have read the previous chapters though. But, I might be biased too Good luck and I know whoever you two chose will work out well

Hey, Jus.

 

[Boxlicker101]

I might be able to handle it. My participles dangle, unfortunately. I include the adverb because they used to jut. I'm not an editor. I think of editors as bad people who tell me I should have plots and characterization and conflict, and stuff like that, when all I want to do is write smut that will make readers wet or hard. I am, however, a pretty good proofreader, and I don't rely on Spellcheck.

I have strong bi tendencies, and have been a bottom a few times, and I usually enjoyed those times. I have written a few gay male stories, mostly about David, who is actually bisexual. They are mostly just suck/fuckfests, like almost everything I write, but I would have no problem reading on the subject.

You may have noticed, I tend to use a lot of commas.

 

[S-Des]

Tom, Tom! Hold off! I'm just thinking of the big picture here. Look at what you did to S-Des there, he trusted you with those pictures and now they're all over the internet and he's getting visits from Russian mobsters wanting him to correct their "grammar."

She broke my cherry you know... I never showed a nekkid picture of myself to anyone before TC talked me into it. Next thing I know, I'm posting them as AVs and Kiten is having phone sex with me (which led to really naughty AVs & stuff ). She's a corruptor...that one.

I don't talk about the Russians.

 

[Vermilion]

She broke my cherry you know... I never showed a nekkid picture of myself to anyone before TC talked me into it. Next thing I know, I'm posting them as AVs and Kiten is having phone sex with me (which led to really naughty AVs & stuff ). She's a corruptor...that one.

I don't talk about the Russians.

*snerk*
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