I Need A Man

[Tom Collins]

She broke my cherry you know... I never showed a nekkid picture of myself to anyone before TC talked me into it. Next thing I know, I'm posting them as AVs and Kiten is having phone sex with me (which led to really naughty AVs & stuff ). She's a corruptor...that one.

I don't talk about the Russians.

Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

 

[Tom Collins]

I might be able to handle it. My participles dangle, unfortunately. I include the adverb because they used to jut. I'm not an editor. I think of editors as bad people who tell me I should have plots and characterization and conflict, and stuff like that, when all I want to do is write smut that will make readers wet or hard. I am, however, a pretty good proofreader, and I don't rely on Spellcheck.

I have strong bi tendencies, and have been a bottom a few times, and I usually enjoyed those times. I have written a few gay male stories, mostly about David, who is actually bisexual. They are mostly just suck/fuckfests, like almost everything I write, but I would have no problem reading on the subject.

You may have noticed, I tend to use a lot of commas.

Hey, Boxie. Thanks for the offer... ...buit we've got two people on it now. Don't be surprised if we/I take you up on it sometime in the future though.

 

[tolyk]

Hey, Boxie. Thanks for the offer... ...buit we've got two people on it now. Don't be surprised if we/I take you up on it sometime in the future though.

If you need more people in the future too, you can look to me. As Boxlicker, I'm not so much an editor as I am a proofreader with opinions

 

[Tom Collins]

If you need more people in the future too, you can look to me. As Boxlicker, I'm not so much an editor as I am a proofreader with opinions

Proofreaders with opinions are a valuable comodity, my sexy friend.

Perhaps I'll call on you for chapter 7 if my regular fellow is still caught up in finals when it needs editing.

I just got done writing the steamiest fuck scene I've ever done, I think. It's got a decidedly sharp D/s edge to it too.