I Need a Human Punching Bag...

[BlondeBeauty]

Any volunteers?
I won't hit TOO hard...

 

[lobito]

depends, are you gonna lick the wounds afterwards BB?

If so, here ya go... Hell, if not here ya go anyway.

 

[BlondeBeauty]

Thanks for volunteering. LOL

Lick, suck, rub, kiss, pat, nibble...you name it.

I love the pose in your av. Cracks me up. Which Playgirl issue was that in? Very nice.

 

[lobito]

thanks sweetie, that pic was taken on the last day back home 2 weeks ago. I'd just gotten out from swimming in the lake, and saw the pole and knew it was waiting for that type of pic to be taken.

Now, let's commence to the punchin already, never know, I just may like it.

 

[BlondeBeauty]

What? Oh, I'm sorry, I had to go grab some cash.

Step over here. I'll tuck these in your waistband as you give me a lap-dance.

WHAT? YOU'RE NOT A DANCER?

Sheesh, that sounded like fun.

LOL!

 

[HARDKOREBJ]

blondebeauty

what about me?
what about BJ?
you can have me sweetheart.

 

[BlondeBeauty]

I can HAVE you?

Woo-hoo!!!

Next time be more specific. That line can be taken too many ways.

 

[lobito]

/me walks away sniffling...

Here I was ready for that lap dance (giving to you), but now someone else has come along /sniffling, kicking the ground.

 

[HARDKOREBJ]

you can have me darling...

any way,time or place sweety.im just a sweet guy looking for a sweet woman

 

[HARDKOREBJ]

hey

you can bite me if you want to sexy.

 

[lobito]

Re: hey

you can bite me if you want to sexy.

no thanks you're not my type HKBJ.

OH, OH... you meant BlondeBeauty... OOOOOOPS!

Sorry.

 

[Dan13]

Please feel free to punch me

 

[BlondeBeauty]

You all are too funny.

Sure, I would love the lapdance.

Alright, I'll bite. And nibble. And kiss and suck and lick and tongue and stroke and rub and...

*cough*

Wait a minute. That would be naughty.

 

[lobito]

You all are too funny.

Sure, I would love the lapdance.

Alright, I'll bite. And nibble. And kiss and suck and lick and tongue and stroke and rub and...

*cough*

Wait a minute. That would be naughty.

one word - LITEROTICA!

now then get those fives ready, because I don't dance for nothin' less darlin.

 

[HARDKOREBJ]

yes

NAUGHTY is good sweetheart.

 

[BlondeBeauty]

A lapdance for five bucks?

I'll take 20.

LOL!

 

[BlondeBeauty]

Naughty can be very, very good.

Mmmm...

 

[lobito]

A lapdance for five bucks?

I'll take 20.

LOL!

I'm sure you will, IF I can last that long. ok, I hope your ready... cause I'm a startin' now.

 

[HARDKOREBJ]

yep

NAUGHTY is fun.i like to have fun.

 

[BlondeBeauty]

You might not last 20 rounds?
Wimp!
Pshaw!

Neeeext?


*grin*

 

[lobito]

sniff sniff, now I really am hurt... I knew I should have gone to bed already.

 

[bluntforcemama]

Any volunteers?
I won't hit TOO hard...

Can I hit you back? Combat is my specialty.

 

[BlondeBeauty]

Beware.
I may be wimpy, but I'll sic my brother on you. LOL

He's a black belt in karate and a nationally ranked judo competitor...one who's headed for the Olympics.

I probably couldn't, but he could take ya'.

 

[bluntforcemama]

Beware.
I may be wimpy, but I'll sic my brother on you. LOL

He's a black belt in karate and a nationally ranked judo competitor...one who's headed for the Olympics.

I probably couldn't, but he could take ya'.

MMmm... I love a man who can hold his own.

 

[BlondeBeauty]

Ewwwww...that's my BROTHER.

LOL