I need a hero.

[bluntforcemama]

He's got to be strong, he's got to be fast, he has to be fresh from the fight, and he's got to be larger than life.

 

[APhil]

I'm not a hero, but do you want my copy of Footloose instead?

 

[bluntforcemama]

I already have it. Thanks, though.

 

[Nora]

http://a.abcnews.com/media/Living/images/pd_hero_sandwich_020725_nh.jpg

 

[paganangel]

heros are just ordinary men who make the wrong decision at the right time

 

[Paendragon]

He's got to be strong, he's got to be fast, he has to be fresh from the fight, and he's got to be larger than life.

Still trying to think of suitable flattery to get in your pants, but I'm just not very witty.

 

[APhil]

Then.... should I call Kevin Bacon?


Chris Penn?


John Lithgow?

 

[bluntforcemama]

Re: Re: I need a hero.

Still trying to think of suitable flattery to get in your pants, but I'm just not very witty.

Wit is often overrated.

 

[nasty1]

So does this mean you wanna be dancing in the sheets?

 

[scylis]

http://www.johnny-five.com/simplenet/Shortcircuit/Pics/Pictures/ShortCircuit2/passhimoffatthehead.jpg

piece of card. can of cake.

now with shilk sirt from Derf.

 

[paganangel]

a hero will rise

 

[bluntforcemama]

So does this mean you wanna be dancing in the sheets?

Maybe a little mattress dancing? Why not?

 

[bluntforcemama]

a hero will rise

Did I mention that I need him before the end of the night?

 

[sufisaint]

Got a black steed...that flies like the wind...but i am more of a rogue than hero oh well....

 

[paganangel]

Did I mention that I need him before the end of the night?

i serve most humbly

 

[sanjuaneros]

I’m not a hero just ordinary.

 

[wolfie69]

Unless your in Northern Indiana....leaves me out

 

[nasty1]

Maybe a little mattress dancing? Why not?

So kick off your Sunday shoes...oh, wait. It's not Sunday, yet.

 

[Paendragon]

Re: Re: Re: I need a hero.

Wit is often overrated.

In that case, lets get naked.

 

[rosco rathbone]

He's got to be strong, he's got to be fast, he has to be fresh from the fight, and he's got to be larger than life.

That was one of those songs that you hate so much; you picture the singer being dragged behind a pickup truck down a dirt road at 50mph.

 

[Betticus]

Hmmm. I can manage to be all of those things except for the hero part. Heroism is a spur of the moment type of thing.

Okay, so if I see you in a parking lot being assaulted by muggers and I rush in and kick all of their asses singlehandedly, get your purse back and hand it to you and wish you a good night would that qualify as hero or just a guy that saw a clean opportunity to kick some other guys asses without fear of getting thrown in jail?

If I enjoy the fight does that cancel out the heroism?

 

[MechaBlade]

heros are just ordinary men who make the wrong decision at the right time

That's sig-worthy.

 

[thegirlfriday11]

Then.... should I call Kevin Bacon?


Chris Penn?


John Lithgow?

i think john lithgow is sexy in a weird kinda way

 

[APhil]

i think john lithgow is sexy in a weird kinda way

http://lithgowforkids.com/downloads/john_lithgow_72dpi.jpg

 

[SanDguy_22]

He's got to be strong, he's got to be fast, he has to be fresh from the fight, and he's got to be larger than life.

I can do 100 lb dumb bells on my biceps...
can do 400 stomach crunches... with 170 lb weights...
No im not a muscle bound freak...

im fast easy and i shower twice a day so im nice and fresh.

I used to weigh 265 lb so i can say that i was larger than life.
(fucking hormone enhanced beef products...)