I need 6 posts to make it to 1000

[Sillyman]

so I'm just going to talk to my self for a while. I have made it way too far to tonight to just go to be 6 shy.

 

[nzwookie]

Well hurry it up then !!!!!!!!

 

[Sillyman]

My name is Jack the Ripper,
I'm happy as can be,
for when I go out ripping,
I chuckle gleefully,
the reason why I chuckle so is very plain to see-

FOR WHEN I CARVE THE CORPSES UP THE BLOOD SPURTS OUT ON ME!
OH!

The bells of hell go ting-a-ling-a-ling
For you jack not for me,
The bells of hell go ting-a-ling-a-ling
For you jack not for me
Oh death where is thy sting-a-ling-a-ling
Oh grave thy victory?
The bells of hell go ting-a-ling-a-ling for you jack not for me.

 

[Sillyman]

My name is Jack the the Sailor Man,
I'm happy as can be,
for when I go out sailoring,
I chuckle gleefully,
the reason why I chuckle so is very plain to see-

FOR WHEN THE LADS ARE ALL SEASICK THEY'RE SICK ALL OVER ME!
OH!

The bells of hell go ting-a-ling-a-ling
For you jack not for me,
The bells of hell go ting-a-ling-a-ling
For you jack not for me
Oh death where is thy sting-a-ling-a-ling
Oh grave thy victory?
The bells of hell go ting-a-ling-a-ling for you jack not for me.

 

[Sillyman]

This verse dedicated to nasty

My name is Jack the Sewer Man,
I'm happy as can be,
for when I go out Sewering,
I chuckle gleefully,
the reason why I chuckle so is very plain to see-

FOR WHEN THE FOLKS UPSTAIRS PULLS THE CHAIN IT ALL COMES DOWN ON ME!
OH!

The bells of hell go ting-a-ling-a-ling
For you jack not for me,
The bells of hell go ting-a-ling-a-ling
For you jack not for me
Oh death where is thy sting-a-ling-a-ling
Oh grave thy victory?
The bells of hell go ting-a-ling-a-ling for you jack not for me.

 

[Sillyman]

Last verse dedicated to Laurel

My name is Jack the The Game Keeper,
I'm happy as can be,
for when I go out gamekeeping,
I chuckle gleefully,
the reason why I chuckle so is very plain to see-

FOR WHEN I GO OUT GAME KEEPING IT'S WITH LADY CHATTERLY!
OH!

The bells of hell go ting-a-ling-a-ling
For you jack not for me,
The bells of hell go ting-a-ling-a-ling
For you jack not for me
Oh death where is thy sting-a-ling-a-ling
Oh grave thy victory?
The bells of hell go ting-a-ling-a-ling for you jack not for me.

 

[Sillyman]

1000th post!

And this post puts me at 1000. I would like to thank all the wonderful people who made this moment possible. You are wonderful people and I love you all, even the real assholes who if nothing else at least get my post count up. Thank you and Goodnight.



Goodnight!

 

[Firesprite]

Congratulations!!

 

[LadyDarkFire]

Congratulations.

 

[MissTaken]

Damn! I am always too late....


Well, congratulations!