I missed my appointment at the opticians

[Stout chap]

The woman phoned up and had a go. It's people like me who make a mockery of the optometricist's degree, you know; but more importantly, I need new glasses and I cannot get them now till next Thursday.

Bum.

 

[Guest]

Hole.

 

[Stout chap]

Get your finger out of mine.

 

[Monazwx]

Who needs glasses when you can have phone sex?

 

[Stout chap]

The novelty of phone sex counts for nought if you can't tell which buttons you're dialling.

"Why are you holding the cat to your ear, dear?" said my wife to me, the other day.

 

[Guest]

The novelty of phone sex counts for nought if you can't tell which buttons you're dialling.

"Why are you holding the cat to your ear, dear?" said my wife to me, the other day.

LOL

Reminds me of Victor and a puppy in ''One Foot in the Grave''.