I Miss the Goddamned Fucking Dollies

lavender

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So, Laurel, Siren, EBW, Purple Haze, Vixen, PC, Oliver Clozoff, Mischka, Never, sexy-girl, Mistress, Angel, Xander, Brainy Beauty, Myst, Darling Bri, Killer Muffin, shybabe, Dixon Carter Lee, Risia Skye, Gnfui Poppets, Dillinger, Funboy, CB, cymbidia and others (my apologies to those I have not named) who've been around here for ages and are unlike those who have 80 kagillion posts and have been at this board for say all of six months. You people who are never here are the only ones who might even appreciate what I am now saying. So, I'm sure it will fall on deaf ears.

I miss the goddamned fucking dollies. I bet that's something most of you never thought I would say. But, I do.

Dare I say it was personality segregation at its finest????? (I was going to say intellectual segregation - but that wouldn't be accurate)

In the past, we'd have the dollie threads, we'd have the political threads, and we'd have the flame ware threads (we'd also have the Todd threads - but that's a whole other story). What you didn't have was a flame war thread where the vapidity would overtake the good old-fashion flamethrowing and great comebacks.

Nor would you have the "dollie" people trying to create serious threads, themselves, and then starting with fucking discussions of how you want to anally fuck the other person (in a good way). I mean if a dollie person started a dollie thread it would stay a dollie thread, except for the occasional (or everpresent) bitch about the dollie people.

And the serious people might start their threads and wouldn't be invaded by dollies talking their talk and walking their walk except to moan and groan about "can't we have a separate political board" and "can't you talk about anything other than politics."

Now we have just this tangled bullshit mishmash where you don't know whether you're coming or going and it's just mindbogglingly insane (not in a positive way).

So bring back the goddamned dollies. It made things more "normal." It provided a sense of order to the Lit world.

I implore of you - I want dollies.

(and if the dollie hating brigade would come back as a result, I'd be greatly appreciative - at least I'd have something fun to read when I'm procrastinating during my normal Thursday night all nighter)
 
I just attempt to derail every thread I can. If it starts as a dillie thread I try to turn it serious. If it's a serious thread I throw in some fluff. Keeps everyone on their toes. *nods*

*waves*
 
lavender said:
So, Laurel, Siren, EBW, Purple Haze, Vixen, PC, Oliver Clozoff, Mischka, Never, sexy-girl, Mistress, Angel, Xander, Brainy Beauty, Myst, Darling Bri, Killer Muffin, shybabe, Dixon Carter Lee, Risia Skye, Gnfui Poppets, Dillinger, Funboy, CB, cymbidia and others (my apologies to those I have not named) who've been around here for ages and are unlike those who have 80 kagillion posts and have been at this board for say all of six months. You people who are never here are the only ones who might even appreciate what I am now saying. So, I'm sure it will fall on deaf ears.

I miss the goddamned fucking dollies. I bet that's something most of you never thought I would say. But, I do.

I implore of you - I want dollies.

(and if the dollie hating brigade would come back as a result, I'd be greatly appreciative - at least I'd have something fun to read when I'm procrastinating during my normal Thursday night all nighter)

Do you think starting a petition would work?
 
I'm going to start these bitchy threads more often!!!!!!

Hi to everyone!

MG5 - I haven't seen you around here in ages.

-smirk- right back at ya, Honeylick. You better watch it, I'm going to have to start bitching about you again soon. :nana:

Hey there Xander. Xander was supporter extraordinaire of the dollie brigade! How are all those bitches doing? ;)

Ma Guy, you've been around awhile, but were you around during the dollie brigade????
 
lavender said:
I'm going to start these bitchy threads more often!!!!!!

Hi to everyone!

MG5 - I haven't seen you around here in ages.

I haven't posted anything in ages. This is the first thread I've actually read past one or two posts in months.
 
lavender said:
Hey there Xander. Xander was supporter extraordinaire of the dollie brigade! How are all those bitches doing? ;)


Supporter extraordinaire? Hell I was one of the last to get one of those damn things!

The bitches are fine btw.
 
lavender said:
I think it was bigger and had more fire!

Nope thats the original one. Unless someone took it upon themselves to reedit it.
 
lavender said:
Ma Guy, you've been around awhile, but were you around during the dollie brigade????

I think that was all just before my time. I remember Dilly dropping comments about it here and there but that's about it. I was a late bloomer. :eek:
 
morninggirl5 said:
I haven't posted anything in ages. This is the first thread I've actually read past one or two posts in months.

I feel quite honored. :)

(Are you still teaching?)
 
RudeNastyAssBitch said:
I Have Attempted To Bring Back The Dollies Several Times.

Hello Lavender:D


RNAB - How could I have left you off?

Next time you attempt, make me one. I'll wear it! Make sure it suits me, though. ;)
 
Xander said:
Supporter extraordinaire? Hell I was one of the last to get one of those damn things!

The bitches are fine btw.


Tell them I would be kind. Even if they brought the dollies back!

Hell, especially if they brought the dollies back!
 
ma_guy said:
I think that was all just before my time. I remember Dilly dropping comments about it here and there but that's about it. I was a late bloomer. :eek:


But, by your start date you were around for some of the better times.
 
lavender said:
Tell them I would be kind. Even if they brought the dollies back!

Hell, especially if they brought the dollies back!

I'm sure Angel still has her Dollie collection stashed away somewhere. Not sure about the rest though.
 
morninggirl5 said:
Yes.

And <gasp> active in the teacher's organization (can't say union in the south).


Seeing you made me think of Weird Harold for some reason. Does he ever post anymore - I think it's probably been 3 years or more since I've seen him.
 
lavender said:
But, by your start date you were around for some of the better times.

I spent my first few months over in the Playground. I ventured over here and Siren sort of adopted me and I stayed.
 
ma_guy said:
I spent my first few months over in the Playground. I ventured over here and Siren sort of adopted me and I stayed.


You? The Playground??? At its inception????

That means you were at The Playground when we were diligently planning our covert attacks and then outright invasion!

(I miss Siren).
 
Xander said:
I'm sure Angel still has her Dollie collection stashed away somewhere. Not sure about the rest though.


She couldn't do without it!

I remember the one with the jeans and the white tshirt with the angel wings the most.

Mistress and Myst also had several dollies. Then there was Jade (I think) and so many others.
 
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