I Miss My Stalker

[lavender]

He abandoned me.

And right as he had started really turning me on.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

But you're such a dynamic whore.

You should have stalkers by the bucket.

 

[lilminx]

I can take his/her place, if you'd like.

 

[lavender]

I would definitely take apps, LL.

And if I were such a dynamic whore, Storm, you wouldn't have left me hanging out to dry. Such a tease, such a tease.

Minxie, I'm supposed to stalk you, not vice versa.

 

[Rhys]

Where'd those stalker rules go? Dammit...

 

[lavender]

Rhys darlin' heart, I don't play by the rules.

 

[Guest]

I can take his/her place, if you'd like.

Hey, you were supposed to be stalking me. I'm not lending you out to her, unless you're quitting.

 

[lilminx]

Minxie, I'm supposed to stalk you, not vice versa.

Says who?

Storm, you have enough stalkers. I hereby present my resignation.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

I can stalk you.

I'm a good stalker, I've not been doing as such since my last victom ( Nusses) left

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

I can stalk you.

I'm a good stalker, I've not been doing as such since my last victom ( Nusses) left

 

[Guest]

Storm, you have enough stalkers. I hereby present my resignation.

I can now only think of one. Damn you, Lavy!

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

double post bullshit...

 

[lavender]

Fly,

You can stalk me any ol' time you want.

Minx,

I think you need to join me and Senor Rodent for a... tea party.

 

[lavender]

Lavy, why are you doing this to me?

Because I want you for myself. Bwahahahaha!

 

[J.B.]

It must be an epidemic. I think I've lost mine as well...

 

[lilminx]

Can I be the Mad Hatter then?

 

[Guest]

Because I want you for myself. Bwahahahaha!

You're an evil, evil woman. I like that.

 

[lavender]

Can I be the Mad Hatter then?

Definitely. I'll be Alice. He can be the Cheshire Cat.

 

[Guest]

Definitely. I'll be Alice. He can be the Cheshire Cat.

Yeah, I like pussy.

And licking things.

 

[lavender]

As long as your tongue is agile and has staying power, we'll do just fine.

But be warned, I'm demanding.

 

[Guest]

I've ripped that thing underneath it many times. I can now go over an hour before that happens. And it's really long, too.

 

[Debbie]

I didn't even know you had a stalker.

 

[lavender]

What, MissXXX, do you find me unworthy of a stalker?

(Storm, your tongue is much more agile than mine. That little thing under my tongue can get injured from simple long stretches of kissing. I'm a tongue wuss).