I miss Lavender...

[Desert Amazon]

 

[Mischka]

*lavender's answering service*

Lavender is away for the holiday weekend. She will return to her regular schedule next week. Thank you for calling.

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[Problem Child]

Where did she go?

 

[Laurel]

adolescent braggart moment

I know! I know!

And I'm NOT telling.

 

[Summery]

Dear Lavender's answering service,

Please pass on I have left an important message for her via PM's.

Thank you.

 

[Mischka]

Re: Dear Lavender's answering service,

Please pass on I have left an important message for her via PM's.

Thank you.

*jotting down the message*

This is going to become a full time job, isn't it?

 

[Mike Hammer]

I heard she was going on a Bigfoot/Elvis exploration and wasn't coming back untill she ran out of film.

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[Dillinger]

Lavender? I vaguely remember her... didn't she used to come around and post a lot here on the GB? Or am I thinking of someone else?

 

[TN_Vixen]

She did mention that she was in the moving process. I'd bet my last pair of clean panties that she can't hook her freakin' computer up again and she's pacing her new apt. chain smoking and thinking up insults to future yayati threads.

 

[RisiaSkye]

Re: adolescent braggart moment

I know! I know!

And I'm NOT telling.

Me too! Me too!

Me neither! Me neither!



Mischka--every time cymbidia takes a break from this place, I end up playing her answering service. Trust me, this is *not* a job you oughtta volunteer for--especially if it's for longer than a day or two. Just speaking from a little bitterness...I mean, experience.

 

[Rambling Rose]

I talked to her this morning. The move is going smoothly and she had a smile in her voice. All is well at the lavyland ranch!

 

[Siren]

 

[Cheyenne]

Laurel is definitely not alone.

But I won't gloat.

 

[Siren]

 

[Rambling Rose]

Just who are we gloating to if we all know what we think we know? LoL!

 

[Mike Hammer]

**Legal Disclaimer.......I am not giving any legal advice nor assistance by posting my own opinion to any thread or answering any PM....**

Is that legal? Aren't there any codes and ethics, like when someone hollers "is there a doctor in the house"?

Oh never mind I forgot we're talking lawyers.

 

[lilminx]

I know what she's doing too! I'm glad that she had a smile in her voice and that all is right in her world.

 

[Never]

Let me get this right.
People on this thread are gloating over a ‘secret’ over two dozen people have spoken to me about?

 

[Cheyenne]

Let me get this right.
People on this thread are gloating over a ‘secret’ over two dozen people have spoken to me about?

Nope, I don't gloat.

Then again, I thought it really WAS a secret until I saw this thread.

 

[lilminx]

Same here, Cheyenne.

 

[Mike Hammer]

She sent me three pics and a request for more film. Two she clamed were of Sasquatch, a little fuzzy and looked more like Robin Williams than Big Foot, but what the hell, let her think what she wants to think. The third she claimed was Colonel Tom Parker and swears Elvis has to be close by.

Anyway I sent the film, who knows when the fuck she'll be back.

 

[Never]

Cheyenne:
"Then again, I thought it really WAS a secret until I saw this thread."

In my experiance, secrets stop being secrets after you tell more than one person.

 

[sexy-girl]

it probably wasn't excatly a secret but she didn't want to make a big deal or have it posted on the boards