I Might Die Without Ever...

[latecomer91364]

IMDWE without ever fucking Rosie O'Donnell.

I'm good.

 

[Pad_Foot]

IMDWE traveling to Asia

 

[cheekygirl75]

IMDWE getting the eye roll emoji I really need.

 

[Abeona1]

IMDWE having good sex

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IMDWE speaking another language fluently.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

IMDWE challenging and alien race's greatest warrior to. Thumb wrestling competition

 

[PenetratingIntelligence]

IMDWE… skydiving. And I am very ok with that.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Becoming a real Dirty Old Guy

 

[cheekygirl75]

IMDWE going to South America

 

[Tallulah82]

IMDWE appearing in the tabloids. Might.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

IMDWE having Tallulah sending me a description of her sucking my cock...

 

[Ratchetman1982]

IMDWE throwing the game winning touchdown in the Superbowl while riding a Carnotaurus

 

[Tallulah82]

IMDWE having Tallulah sending me a description of her sucking my cock...

This seems a feasible achievement.

IMDWE throwing the game winning touchdown in the Superbowl while riding a Carnotaurus

As does this.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

This seems a feasible achievement.

*Taps foot impatiently while waiting*

 

[ThePullOutKing]

Doggy style

 

[latecomer91364]

I might die without without ever scoring a Superbowl touchdown.
(Pretty fucking likely)

 

[JMJ4Play]

I might die without fucking my ideal man