i may not be having sex for a while

[Bert Notorius]

if i start to
hump your leg,
just pour some
cold water
on my head.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

So that roll with Mrs. Bert last week has you good for another six months?

 

[Bert Notorius]

it was pretty good.
but, i'm no damn
sex camel.

 

[Richard_P_Feynman]

Damn, dude, I hadn't realized I wore her out so badly. I hope for your sake I didn't stretch her vag too much.

 

[hobbit.]

if i start to
hump your leg,
just pour some
cold water
on my head.

cant we just baseball bat you?

 

[Bert Notorius]

cant we just baseball bat you?

harsh.

 

[hobbit.]

harsh.

may be, from your perspective. but its christmas for christ sake

 

[Bert Notorius]

may be, from your perspective. but its christmas for christ sake

can it be
a cricket bat?

 

[Queefer]

She sobered up did She?

 

[Bert Notorius]

there's always
alcohol.

 

[Richard_P_Feynman]

there's always
chloroform.

FYP; YW

 

[Bert Notorius]

FYP; YW

heh. got any?

 

[Richard_P_Feynman]

heh. got any?

Ran out. I'm waiting on a delivery from my guy.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Ran out. I'm waiting on a delivery from my guy.

i'm thinking i'll just
masturbate to porn
in the bathroom sink
and sleep in
the guest room.

 

[Paendragon]

Congratulations on your nuptials!

 

[Bert Notorius]

Congratulations on your nuptials!

you're a little late.

 

[EternalFantasies]

if i start to
hump your leg,
just pour some
cold water
on my head.

Did you put your train set back in her backroom?

 

[Bert Notorius]

Did you put your train set back in her backroom?

cryptic.

i was informed earlier
maybe tomorrow.

i may have to
decline.

 

[hobbit.]

can it be
a cricket bat?

never had ya down as an aussie.

 

[Bert Notorius]

never had ya down as an aussie.

what do you guys
kill crickets with?

 

[thør]

what do you guys
kill crickets with?

Winter.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Winter.

i hear when frozen
they're a delicacy
in the arctic circle.

 

[Hypoxia]

Has your sheep returned home yet?

Don't want your sex life to suffer for too long.

Just be a bit less intimidating.

 

[thør]

i hear when frozen
they're a delicacy
in the arctic circle.

Imported.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Has your sheep returned home yet?

Don't want your sex life to suffer for too long.

Just be a bit less intimidating.

ewe would know.