I may as well go for it

[ally0002a]

Ok, so here's the normal bit. I'm a bi (not that much experience) male, 43 residing near Salisbury. I've been on sites before such as fab but I haven't really got to know that many people due to the next paragraph below.

All my life I have had this condition of a "sunken" chest, yes it does have a long proper complicated name which I have not memorized, and this causes me to be very anxious about me being topless around others. So, for me, that's no to swimming, or being topless on beaches, public showers, group sex, casual hookups, swingers clubs or anything else that requires me to be shirtless.

So, as a consequence, my sexual exploits have been quite limited but this doesn't mean I don't enjoy it. My mind is as filthy as everyone else out there.

Right, I'm going to be brave and post a fully body frontal. I may as well embrace it as NHS won't fix it and to get it done on private is something I cannot afford.

 

[InCNCestBangPie]

I hope you find all that you seek & so much more, brave Sir.

 

[ally0002a]

I hope you find all that you seek & so much more, brave Sir.

Thank you

 

[tommypdx]

To start, I do not intend to belittle or deny your feelings. Feelings of being "lesser" are all-too-often associated with a sense of shame, embarrassment, and unworthiness, which can accumulate, leading to a painfully-lonely life. Having acknowledged that, and seeing the attached photo, I want to offer my own two points of note:

#1, and this is, by far, the more important of the two, your physique appears to be NOTHING of a "less than", except when compared to the "20-30-something Gym-devotee crowd". Your physique appears to be, in colloquial terms, a "Dad-Bod", which is currently considered slightly complimentary, as per my 20-something daughters.

#2 I WISH, ever so dearly, that my flaccid dick was 1/2 as thick, AND/OR half as long as yours! Wave that flag, PROUDLY, Marine! More than twice as thick and more than twice as long? Mathematically, you have WAY beyond 4X the dick I have!

Combining these two points, I think that many women and/or gay men have noticed a tendency for "Mr. MuscleBuff" to be working out and self-sculpting to compensate for their impossible fantasy of being a naturally-born "Mr. BurritoPants", such as yourself.

If THAT THING is fully-functioning, you just need a better marketing department!

But that's just MY two cents' worth! I gotta admit that I've gone back for a 2nd, 3rd.....17th look at the picture of that summer sausage you're toting and WISHED I

(Confession from a former Gym-devotee, if you didn't guess. Oh, and my "Easily top 1%-looking wife of over 30 years left me and filed for divorce. During the 30 years, however, she frequently sought, located, and thoroughly enjoyed extramarital "summer sausage".)

Maybe you two should meat... oops meet. Pardon my nerdy former gym-rat grammar.

Oh. One last point:

Consider a "before-after" photo comparison of my 20s-30s "gym bod", and my current bod, in my 50's, after being a still-above-average "Dad", as opposed to a "Gym Rat". My "After" photo looks about the same as your photo, except for that one part that all the hours in the gym couldn't change. Take your photo. "Photoshop" in a "Vienna Sausage" in place of your "Summer Sausage" and your photo would look like mine.

("Dear Lord, Why couldn't I have been born "HUNG" instead of "good looking"? Looks fade! HUNG is FOREVER!" My ex-wife has taught me that. At least I got to live out some of my own "Vienna Sausage-based" cuckold fantasies, hearing about the frequent, multi-hour, erogenous, lascivious, and raunchy pussy-pummeling she savored, from her "magnificent specimen" of a FWB, while she worshipped at the temple of his "Monstrous Everlasting Gobstopper". These are her words, not mine and divulged before she left me, but that's another story! Wow! That should have been YOU!)

 

[PapaRomantic]

Off topic, but dude - tell me that isn't your mirror!

 

[ally0002a]

Thanks Tommy for your long prose. I honestly have no idea about my dick, I don't really go around comparing and I've always thought it's pretty average. And yes, a better marketing department would be really helpful!

And papa, no that's not my mirror!