I made fresh coffe from scratch

[Guest]

And the fucking phone's not gonna ring.

Back to bed.

 

[TheEarl]

Evening Svet

The Earl

 

[Guest]

You could always do what it says in my sigline. No, not the kneeling bit. Well, unless that's your thing, too. I was thinking of wanking.

 

[Guest]

What was your phone # again? I'll start giving it to all the telemarketers that call here.

 

[yui]

I'm sorry, Svet. Sweet dreams!











And I should get a medal for not mentioning the Lady in Red… *mutter, mutter*

 

[neonlyte]

I made fresh coffee from scratch

And the fucking phone's not gonna ring.

Back to bed.

You should have called

 

[Guest]

You should have called

I did.

You go fuck yourself.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I did.

You go fuck yourself.

Tch. And deprive so many other eager applicants? That would be quite selfish of Neon.

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

I swear to God....svet is Eating_Scarlett.....

 

[neonlyte]

Tch. And deprive so many other eager applicants? That would be quite selfish of Neon.

There's a queue?

No need to knock... the doors open.

 

[Guest]

There's a queue?

No need to knock... the doors open.

I'm coming right in...

 

[neonlyte]

I'm coming right in...

Blimey... better change me slippers then.

 

[Guest]

Blimey... better change me slippers then.

LOL! Have you got your dressing gown on?

ROWR!

 

[neonlyte]

Satin or worsted?

 

[Guest]

Depends on the wetness factor.

 

[neonlyte]

I was thinking more of the grip

 

[Guest]

Oooh, I say!

Well, I'm only wearing a pair of knickers, so it might be best if you just lost the dressing gown.

(Keep the slippers on, though, K?)

 

[neonlyte]

Oooh, I say!

Well, I'm only wearing a pair of knickers, so it might be best if you just lost the dressing gown.

(Keep the slippers on, though, K?)

Why? We going out?

Skimpy red one eh... Sets the pulse racing.

 

[Honey123]

I swear to God....svet is Eating_Scarlett.....

as in eating Scarlett...or he/she is Eating_Scarlett???

Either is funny.........
although I feel for svet...no phone call....just cold coffee...

 

[Guest]

Why? We going out?

Skimpy red one eh... Sets the pulse racing.

Yep, you're taking me to the speedway.

Those are they. Goody! That means a healthy bloodflow is a happenin'.

 

[neonlyte]

Yep, you're taking me to the speedway.

Those are they. Goody! That means a healthy bloodflow is a happenin'.

I'll get the tandem oiled ! I've been practising steering with one hand

 

[Guest]

I'll get the tandem oiled ! I've been practising steering with one hand

I've changed my name to Daisy.

If it's that oily, I'll have to make sure my strong thighs clamp on. Tight.

I'm banking on you doing it one-handed.