I love these kind of stories...

[Tryharder62]

A woman was reporting her car stolen and mentioned that there was a car phone in it. The Policeman taking the report called the phone and told the guy he had read the ad in the paper and wanted to buy the car. They arranged to meet and the thief was arrested.

 

[blobfish]

Are you reading old Reader's Digest issues? Who the fuck owns a car phone/places a classified ad in the paper?

 

[Tryharder62]

Are you reading old Reader's Digest issues? Who the fuck owns a car phone/places a classified ad in the paper?

Honey, they do where I live. I think what is happening is you are feeling the vibes of my intense sexuality too. Admit it.

But because I like you I will make it clearer:

THE INTENT OF THIS THREAD IS TO TELL FUNNY CRIMINAL STORIES OR OTHER STORIES LIKE FUNNY 911 CALLS. YOU CAN PICK THEM FROM ANY TIME PERIOD IN HISTORY - NOTE THIS SO BLOBFISH DOESNT' GET PISSED OFF. THE INTENT OF THIS THREAD IS TO LIGHTEN THINGS UP. IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO PARTICIPATE OR IF YOU WANT TO MAKE FUN OF THE PERSON WHO POSTED THE THREAD YOU ARE FREE TO SHUT THE F*** UP. IF YOU ARE RORY AND WISH TO MAKE FUN OF THE FACT THAT I FIND IT HARD TO CUSS ON THE INTERNET YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO GET OVER THAT- THIS IS ALL

 

[RoryN]

IF YOU ARE RORY AND WISH TO MAKE FUN OF

Thanks for the rent-free space in your head, you dumb old maid.

(Man, was that easy.)

 

[blobfish]

Thanks for the rent-free space in your head, you dumb old maid.

(Man, was that easy.)

Ageist and sexist in one post. Kudos.

 

[Tryharder62]

*la*la*la* I can't hear you

 

[Tryharder62]

The Belgium news agency Belga reported in November that a man suspected of robbing a jewelry store in Liege said he couldn't have done it because he was busy breaking into a school at the same time. Police then arrested him for breaking into the school.


A lady called 911 because she was witnessing a fight. Trying to describe the combatants she said one of them was dressed like Elvis. He was kicking another guy who was on the ground shouting. "You ain't nothing but a hounddog."

 

[RoryN]

Here's the site she's been robbing these from: http://www.digitaldreamdoor.com/pages/quotes/funny_news.html

Now you don't have to wait for her to post more of the ha has.

 

[Tryharder62]

Here's the site she's been robbing these from: http://www.digitaldreamdoor.com/pages/quotes/funny_news.html

Now you don't have to wait for her to post more of the ha has.

I have to say I am cracking up here Darling. I made you look: Don't worry friends who like this kind of thing. I'll find more.

 

[Tryharder62]

More 911...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SFpZlKBvY8&feature=player_detailpage

 

[chillywilly2]

Here's the site she's been robbing these from: http://www.digitaldreamdoor.com/pages/quotes/funny_news.html

Now you don't have to wait for her to post more of the ha has.

you are such a tool...the spotlight is down by the corner...go bask in it there