I love butter.

[carsonshepherd]

I just had a waffle dripping with butter, and realized almost everything I like is bad for me.

Except blow jobs... those are good.

 

[Celtic Princess]

I just had a waffle dripping with butter, and realized almost everything I like is bad for me.

Except blow jobs... those are good.

You are so weird.




I you anyway.



Also, I *love* nutella, but it's soooo bad for me.

 

[impressive]

Then you simply must have buttered blow jobs.

 

[carsonshepherd]

i've never had nutella.

Then you simply must have buttered blow jobs.

great idea!

 

[carsonshepherd]

Beer. That's another thing I really like that's really bad for me. Like butter, it makes you fat there is no justice in the world.

 

[Celtic Princess]

i've never had nutella.

Chocolate spread with a hazelnut flavoring.


It's mmmmmmmmmm good.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Chocolate spread with a hazelnut flavoring.


It's mmmmmmmmmm good.

eh....

 

[Guest]

when i was a kid, we used to pluck buttercups from the field and hold them up under our chins. if the yellow reflected on our skin, then we liked butter...
erm...
everyone liked butter.
oh yeah then we played with dandylions
picked them and held them between our fingers.
"mama had a baby and its head popped off"
yeah... im a sicko.

 

[carsonshepherd]

when i was a kid, we used to pluck buttercups from the field and hold them up under our chins. if the yellow reflected on our skin, then we liked butter...
erm...
everyone liked butter.
oh yeah then we played with dandylions
picked them and held them between our fingers.
"mama had a baby and its head popped off"
yeah... im a sicko.

we did that too, so we're sickos together!

 

[Guest]

we did that too, so we're sickos together!

well thank fuck for that! i hate to be a sicko alone. its wonderful aggression therapy and there are those who would thank us for our efforts!

 

[carsonshepherd]

well thank fuck for that! i hate to be a sicko alone. its wonderful aggression therapy and there are those who would thank us for our efforts!

yes, all the people we haven't killed because we got that internal rage worked out

 

[Goldie Munro]

butter is so much better than that synthetic 'I can't believe its so crap!' stuff!

There is nothing better than butter on toast ... well there is but you know what I mean

 

[Hulder]

yes, all the people we haven't killed because we got that internal rage worked out

I'm still alive, so i guess i'm grateful.

Then again, this chocolatebar might kill me... but not until i kill it!
Wicked temptation.
http://witchcraft.net/html/emoticons/Tempted.gif

 

[minsue]

I just had a waffle dripping with butter, and realized almost everything I like is bad for me.

Except blow jobs... those are good.

Are they? How many calories?

 

[Guest]

Are they? How many calories?

pppsssttt... nice left boobie
calories dont count if you cut the waffles in half.

 

[matriarch]

pppsssttt... nice left boobie

Indeed.

 

[Guest]

Indeed.

i love it when you say indeed. care for a waffle?

 

[minsue]

pppsssttt... nice left boobie
calories dont count if you cut the waffles in half.

 

[Guest]

would i be in much trouble if i said...'nice pussy'?

 

[carsonshepherd]

blow jobs are calorie-free.

if you don't swallow that is

 

[matriarch]

would i be in much trouble if i said...'nice pussy'?

PMSL !!!!!!

Quite !!!

 

[minsue]

would i be in much trouble if i said...'nice pussy'?

After all the time it took to train, I'd be disappointed if you didn't.

 

[minsue]

PMSL !!!!!!

Quite !!!

 

[minsue]

blow jobs are calorie-free.

if you don't swallow that is

What's the point in that? Far too much trouble.

 

[carsonshepherd]

After all the time it took to train, I'd be disappointed if you didn't.