I like putting big things inside me

[CartesianPlaneswalker]

I love insertions. I love putting big objects inside myself and pushing them out. I put things in my vagina and my asshole, sometimes at the same time.

I can't remember the first thing I put into my vagina for sure, but I think it was a small plastic easter egg. I remember very clearly the first thing I put into my ass. It was a plastic toy pokeball. (Yes, I got started on this pretty young.)

The biggest thing I've ever put in my vagina was a large grapefruit. The biggest thing I've ever put into my asshole was a large apple.

I have things inside me right now. I have a billiard ball in my vagina and six golf balls in my ass. I can feel them inside me, and when I press on my belly I can feel the lumps. I'll probably keep them inside for a while before I rebirth them.

 

[john_johnson]

Wow that has to be fun even getting everything in there

 

[CartesianPlaneswalker]

Wow that has to be fun even getting everything in there

Oh yeah, a lot of fun. It takes a while to loosen everything up but it feels amazing going in, and coming out.

 

[eric60red]

Now this could be an interesting thread, I have been collecting photos of ladies who insert things into them selves. I have seen Bowling Pins, you know the things you knock over when Ten Pin Bowling, big vegetables, small melons. If you like I can post some

 

[SOT74]

Now this could be an interesting thread, I have been collecting photos of ladies who insert things into them selves. I have seen Bowling Pins, you know the things you knock over when Ten Pin Bowling, big vegetables, small melons. If you like I can post some

Yes post Eric! Could be a fun thread!

 

[SOT74]

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[klippert]

I love insertions. I love putting big objects inside myself and pushing them out. I put things in my vagina and my asshole, sometimes at the same time.

I can't remember the first thing I put into my vagina for sure, but I think it was a small plastic easter egg. I remember very clearly the first thing I put into my ass. It was a plastic toy pokeball. (Yes, I got started on this pretty young.)

The biggest thing I've ever put in my vagina was a large grapefruit. The biggest thing I've ever put into my asshole was a large apple.

I have things inside me right now. I have a billiard ball in my vagina and six golf balls in my ass. I can feel them inside me, and when I press on my belly I can feel the lumps. I'll probably keep them inside for a while before I rebirth them.

everyone has a fetish....

 

[SOT74]

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[CartesianPlaneswalker]

Right now I've got a mid-size grapefruit in my vagina. This is on the larger size of things I've put in; it took me about an hour to get myself wet and loose enough. First I spread my legs wide and begin pushing it in gently with my hands. Once I feel it starting to go in about halfway, I close my legs and use them to pull it the rest of the way in. This makes it go over my G-spot really hard, and I can feel it going up into my pelvis between my hip bones.

Now that it's inside, I'll go about my business around the house. As I stand and sit, walk and move around, I can feel it very distinctly. It pushes against my G-spot and my cervix, which feels really good. I won't come until later, after I've had it inside for a few hours. Then I'll rub myself to orgasm while I push it back out.

 

[Prince Albert]

Right now I've got a mid-size grapefruit in my vagina. This is on the larger size of things I've put in; it took me about an hour to get myself wet and loose enough. First I spread my legs wide and begin pushing it in gently with my hands. Once I feel it starting to go in about halfway, I close my legs and use them to pull it the rest of the way in. This makes it go over my G-spot really hard, and I can feel it going up into my pelvis between my hip bones.

Now that it's inside, I'll go about my business around the house. As I stand and sit, walk and move around, I can feel it very distinctly. It pushes against my G-spot and my cervix, which feels really good. I won't come until later, after I've had it inside for a few hours. Then I'll rub myself to orgasm while I push it back out.

WOW!!!! Please be careful, with fruit, don't want you to have any strange infections down there!!

 

[eric60red]

WOW!!!! Please be careful, with fruit, don't want you to have any strange infections down there!!

Good advice, its important to wash any fruit before insertion, and its better if it is warm rather than cold.

 

[eric60red]

Yes post Eric! Could be a fun thread!

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[NiceNastyMann]

As some cautions - not just infections but also traces of pesticides or other chemicals.

Unpeeled banana is notorious for yeast infections.

But definitely a great thread!

 

[eric60red]

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It deleted my pic, where can I find forum guidelines? Pm me for the pics if you like

 

[Prince Albert]

As some cautions - not just infections but also traces of pesticides or other chemicals.

Unpeeled banana is notorious for yeast infections.

But definitely a great thread!

Yes, knew someone from here who did that & cammed it, then talked about her infection!!!

 

[chargergirl]

It deleted my pic, where can I find forum guidelines? Pm me for the pics if you like

click on the link (the words Forum Guidelines.)

 

[MichaelinChina]

A woman I knew a few years ago could insert a whole Boeing Airbus inside her cunt and 6 weather balloons up her arse.
I just couldn't fuck her after that.

 

[Trimjob69]

I love insertions. I love putting big objects inside myself and pushing them out. I put things in my vagina and my asshole, sometimes at the same time.

I can't remember the first thing I put into my vagina for sure, but I think it was a small plastic easter egg. I remember very clearly the first thing I put into my ass. It was a plastic toy pokeball. (Yes, I got started on this pretty young.)

The biggest thing I've ever put in my vagina was a large grapefruit. The biggest thing I've ever put into my asshole was a large apple.

I have things inside me right now. I have a billiard ball in my vagina and six golf balls in my ass. I can feel them inside me, and when I press on my belly I can feel the lumps. I'll probably keep them inside for a while before I rebirth them.

Very deviant desires...

 

[NiceNastyMann]

Yes, knew someone from here who did that & cammed it, then talked about her infection!!!

As long as it was intentional. No ice cream and fudge sauce? Shame.

 

[MaddysSecret]

I've had strawberries, grapes, and peeled bananas put up my ass and my cunt - not necessarily all at once. Any one else experience that? As to the biggest things, maybe the small end of a baseball bat.

 

[eric60red]

If your inserting a strange object make sure its clean and warm. or put a condom on it. Its called safe sex

 

[eric60red]

Things

Do these offer any inspiration? I have more if your interested.

http://www.eroprofile.com/m/photos/view/hair-curler-dildo

http://www.eroprofile.com/m/photos/view/candle-dildo

 

[49greg]

I had a girlfriend who wanted my to put my hand into her, but no matter how hard I tried or how much lube I used, I just couldn't get it past the swell of my thumb (with my thumb pressed into my palm.)

I can't imagine what a grapefruit would look like going in, or coming out. I'm going to be thinking about that as I drift off to sleep.

 

[loveupskirt]

Wife and I used to joke about playing a game and finally did it. Gotta do it again soon. We called it fruit basket. I got things selected and cleaned as needed beforehand and stashed the stuff in a basket under the bed. I even had a bowl of warm water to make some of the objects more comfortable for her.

Then I blidfolded her on the bed and starting with the smallest object first, I inserted them into her pussy and played a bit until she guessed what the object was. After a correct guess, I would move onto the next largest object. We started with a very small dildo, about the size of my index finger.

Some of the objects were sex toys. Others were household items, kitchen utensils (nothing sharp of course), and there were even some tools from my shop. The largest ended up being one of the handles of my very large pair of bolt cutters! She really liked that one

Now she wasn't able to guess all of the objects. (maybe because she didn't want to move on just yet?) But I gave her hints as needed to keep things moving. A couple I just told her. Can't remember everything we used, but I do remember a screwdriver handle and the handles of a few kitchen gadgets. Mmmmmm, gotta do this again soon!

 

[Sutefani]

I had a girlfriend who wanted my to put my hand into her, but no matter how hard I tried or how much lube I used, I just couldn't get it past the swell of my thumb (with my thumb pressed into my palm.)

I can't imagine what a grapefruit would look like going in, or coming out. I'm going to be thinking about that as I drift off to sleep.

I love fisting, always tough to get past that but the moment you do it's so amazing (on a girls end anyways). I found my pussy was very loose after obviously so we had amazing anal and my orgasm while his fist was in me was so amazing.