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I'll teach her how (like I do).Stella_Omega said:She'll never let you drive... like I do.![]()

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I'll teach her how (like I do).Stella_Omega said:She'll never let you drive... like I do.![]()

You sure know how to treat a gal.perdita said:I'll teach her how (like I do).![]()

*mumble mumble goddmmit mumble mumble*ABSTRUSE said:You sure know how to treat a gal.
Enjoy your Nascar sheets alone.![]()
Aw, I can't stand it! Come join us, honeypot.Stella_Omega said:*mumble mumble goddmmit mumble mumble*

Will you teach me Spanish? I'm developing a new obsessionperdita said:Aw, I can't stand it! Come join us, honeypot.
Perdita![]()

I'll teach you the dirtiest fucking Spanish you'll ever need. Bueno, bend over. Te la voy a meter de mira quien viene.Stella_Omega said:Will you teach me Spanish? I'm developing a new obsession![]()
Daniellekitten said:Out of curiosity, do you have to pay Abs to get a nickname from her? Or do you just wear Pink.
<whispers> that's the rumor that I've heard.Honey123 said:What a minute...you mean Abs give the nicknames here???
Stella_Omega said:yeah, but I'm hard-riding weasel chow!
(Wait till Shang reads this!)
That's not contagious is it...<holds breath>BlackShanglan said:Martian Death Flu
Daniellekitten said:That's not contagious is it...<holds breath>
Feel better Horsey.BlackShanglan said:Only to equines. Breathe easy.
BlackShanglan said:They're nice. I like the variety I get on here - Shang and Shango and horsie and horsey. They make me smile.![]()
Odd, isn't it, what a personal thing a name is. It's strange that some of the most nasty insults and some of the most affectionate endearments involve giving someone a different name.
Anyone else have one that's a particular favorite?
) Its cool, welcoming and loving. ooh...perdita said:I'll teach you the dirtiest fucking Spanish you'll ever need. Bueno, bend over. Te la voy a meter de mira quien viene.
Perdita![]()
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Tr., not literal: I'm gonna fuck you doggie style.
perdita said:Charlus just reminded me what this thread's about. (I call her that cos her smoking AV reminds me of the gorgeous Alain Delon who played Proust's Baron Charlus in that crummy film of Swann's Way.)

You spik good enough, chica. Like use of 'mami'.Stella_Omega said:ooh...
Soy tu perro![]()
and after, vuelvete e' aparte las piernas, mami

I learned that from my Puerto Rican friends-perdita said:You spik good enough, chica. Like use of 'mami'.
Bessitos todo sobre sus tetas,
Perdita![]()
Aw, honey, we were just talkin!ABSTRUSE said:Oh sure, I run to Walmart and you horn in on Perdita now.
I'm moving back with my mother and her boyfriend, who ever he is this week.
Just talkin my foot. I seen the way you look at her and Shang. I may be blonde but I ain't stoopid.Stella_Omega said:Aw, honey, we were just talkin!
Did you remember to get that case of 30-wieght Castrol that's on sale?
I always think of the woodpecker.