I like my penis, it says nice things to me, and doesnt eat all the cheetos.

[Aquila]

Just because that quote deserved to be a topic

"I like my penis, it says nice things to me, and doesnt eat all the cheetos."

 

[InnocentAngel81]

lol very interesting

 

[Coolville]

I like my penis, too.
But does yours get out and see the world like mine does?
He has a
a mind of his own...

 

[Rambling Rose]

Maybe he just doesn't like Cheetos. Have you tempted him with other things? Hunts Snack Pack Pudding?

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

I think not eating all the cheetos is a good thing. At least it manages to leave a few behind in the pack.

Only thing is, would you want to eat the cheetos (or any other corn/potato/rice snack) if your penis had been rumaging around in the bag before you?

I mean, if it was like Coolvilles, you wouldn't even know where it's been!

 

[Suzi]

oh gods........

....a pecker that eats Cheetos? ROTFL

 

[sunstruck]

Maybe he just doesn't like Cheetos. Have you tempted him with other things? Hunts Snack Pack Pudding?

Mmmmm snack pack.