I know what happens when you go to hell...

[cheerful_deviant]

... you're put into a large open room with no way out. Inside the room are 6 men. They are each given a gas powered leaf blower and one leaf to chase around for eternity.

I've never wanted it to snow so bad in my life.

 

[R. Richard]

One of the reasons I left NYC was to avoid the four days a week leaf blower chorus outside my window.

LEAF BLOWERS ARE AN INVENTION OF THE DEVIL!!!

 

[Guest]

on the other hand, my condo is on the lake of lava.
come on over for a party.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I like leaf blowers. Of course, ours isn't that loud because it's electric, but it beats the snot out of raking. Also, it's fun to hear my step-dad ask if we need to borrow the blow-job machine.

 

[rawr_rae]

I like leaf blowers. Of course, ours isn't that loud because it's electric, but it beats the snot out of raking. Also, it's fun to hear my step-dad ask if we need to borrow the blow-job machine.

LOL! Why have I not heard this little joke?

Oh wait, maybe it is because I only know how to mow. Right.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

LOL! Why have I not heard this little joke?

Oh wait, maybe it is because I only know how to mow. Right.

Personally, I think that mowing is the best resolution to the problem of seasonal leaves. Instant mulch!

 

[rawr_rae]

Personally, I think that mowing is the best resolution to the problem of seasonal leaves. Instant mulch!

Hehe. Very true indeed.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

*screams* That consant high-pitched whine drives me crazy. It also pisses me off that the same leaf-blowing folks in my neighborhood feel compelled to burn their leaves the moment that my laundry is on the clothesline. My april freshness has been replaced by smoke inhalation!

 

[Guest]

I must be in hell because I hear leaf blowers every freakin' morning!

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Aaaahhh.... blissful silence.

I wonder how long it will last.

 

[McKenna]

Aaaahhh.... blissful silence.

I wonder how long it will last.

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

 

[Guest]

Personally, I think that mowing is the best resolution to the problem of seasonal leaves. Instant mulch!

Yep.

Instant bagged mulch. Dump around garden.

The end.



(And we have lots of leaves - I started a thread awhile back about how bad our yard was compared to neighbors. Once we mowed, however, ours has been peachy.)

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

Hmmm... that buzzing didn't sound much like a leaf blower.

And it was comming from McK's bedroom...

 

[Guest]

Hmmm... that buzzing didn't sound much like a leaf blower.

And it was comming from McK's bedroom...

 

[McKenna]

Hmmm... that buzzing didn't sound much like a leaf blower.

And it was comming from McK's bedroom...

But I...

It wasn't ...

It's a ....

Grrrr!

 

[Belegon]

But I...

It wasn't ...

It's a ....

Grrrr!

I think the lady doth protest too much...