I know damned well why Democrat women are so bitchy!

[Cap’n AMatrixca]

It's simply the Liberal policy of early withdrawal...

 

[MechaBlade]

It's simply the Liberal policy of early withdrawal...

You're thinking of Republican women. Republican men are about as good at finding the clit as they are at finding weapons of mass destruction.

 

[lovetoread]

Uh huh.

So that's why I am bitchy!

 

[Cap’n AMatrixca]

You're thinking of Republican women. Republican men are about as good at finding the clit as they are at finding weapons of mass destruction.

That is simply NOT how you described Clarence Thomas and Ken Starr...

 

[kbate]

Conservative women just get their own, if the man wants his he can go earn it himself.

 

[Cap’n AMatrixca]

Hell, even good ol' Bob Dole is out pitching Viagra...

 

[MechaBlade]

That is simply NOT how you described Clarence Thomas and Ken Starr...

Both worthless sacks of skin.

 

[MechaBlade]

Hell, even good ol' Bob Dole is out pitching Viagra...

How liberal of him.

 

[Cap’n AMatrixca]

You seem to be the perfect example of a Liberal man who cannot satisfy his women!

Something has to explain the bitter dregs of your posting style.

Kudo to Bob for at least getting laid...

Your turn.



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[dolf]

i'm impressed that i got the joke...but the rest of the thread is a blur

 

[MechaBlade]

You seem to be the perfect example of a Liberal man who cannot satisfy his women!

Something has to explain the bitter dregs of your posting style.

Kudo to Bob for at least getting laid...

Your turn.



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I have no clue what you're talking about.

And fucking Elizabeth Dole is no reason to brag.

 

[Cap’n AMatrixca]

We do note with pride and admiration that the British have yet to withdraw, unlike the French and Spanish...

 

[Cap’n AMatrixca]

I have no clue what you're talking about.

And fucking Elizabeth Dole is no reason to brag.

We'll see what you're shagging at 192...

 

[Cap’n AMatrixca]

Maybe you can adopt a Korean girl...

 

[kbate]

Didn't you hear? Stability was declared last week. We can begin the drawdowns immediately after the kangaroo court is finished with Saddam.

 

[Pookie]

It's simply the Liberal policy of early withdrawal...

And, Republicans don't know where attention is needed at the time. It's a no win situation, I tell ya.

 

[Guest]

Who wants to see my weapon of mass destruction?

 

[FinePhilly]

Who wants to see my weapon of mass destruction?

Sign me up!

 

[Pookie]

Who wants to see my weapon of mass destruction?

I know how to detonate it. Liberal terrorist chicas are resourceful like that.

 

[Cap’n AMatrixca]

Distruction or distraction?

I remember Hitler did all the same damned things at his trial and then they threw his Austrian ass in jail...

 

[Guest]

Distruction or distraction?

I remember Hitler did all the same damned things at his trial and then they threw his Austrian ass in jail...

Hitler wanted an orgy?

 

[Cap’n AMatrixca]

He wanted to fuck the French!

Returning an old favor...

 

[Cap’n AMatrixca]

Now, he had plans for an early withdrawal, but the French proved to be so effeminant that he grew emboldened in his amorous advances...

 

[kbate]

What exactly is effeminant? Is it good?

 

[Cap’n AMatrixca]

Effeminate

It was for Hitler, it is for Al Qaeda.

Scuze me for not taking the thread too seriously and running everything by spellcheck...

It's amazing I make as few mistakes as I do.