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Betticus

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Ok, I was having this conversation and it rolled around to those catholics. So I mention that to me all monotheistic religions are the same.

Well, imagine my surprise when said opponent was disagreeing with me.

So I whip out my big gun and say that since they all worship the same god, they are the same religion.

She tried to argue with me but then I just said I'm right.

She said I was wrong.

I whipped out the naval artillery. I said:

I'm the Dom, I'm always right.

She of course relented at that point and conceded to my rightness.

So it's settled. All monotheistic religions worshipping the same god are the same religion but with slightly different spices in the bowl.
 
Betticus said:
Ok, I was having this conversation and it rolled around to those catholics. So I mention that to me all monotheistic religions are the same.

Well, imagine my surprise when said opponent was disagreeing with me.

So I whip out my big gun and say that since they all worship the same god, they are the same religion.

She tried to argue with me but then I just said I'm right.

She said I was wrong.

I whipped out the naval artillery. I said:

I'm the Dom, I'm always right.

She of course relented at that point and conceded to my rightness.

So it's settled. All monotheistic religions worshipping the same god are the same religion but with slightly different spices in the bowl.

Excuse me? I did no such thing! And K said 'whatever' when I told him what you were saying. DON'T MAKE ME START QUOTING SCRIPTURE!
 
Not even close , but I can say that as I am not your sub lol
 
WM1966 said:
Not even close , but I can say that as I am not your sub lol

I'm not his sub, either. Just to be sure that everyone knows this. He's just in a stubborn mood. *bangs head on the wall*

Besides he likes opening the can of worms.
 
graceanne said:
I'm not his sub, either. Just to be sure that everyone knows this. He's just in a stubborn mood. *bangs head on the wall*

Besides he likes opening the can of worms.

Ubderstood loud and clear graceanne
 
neonflux said:
There's a gauntlet post in there somewhere LOL

Oh yeah, you want some of this little girl? Bring it!

Oh, you're going down. You're going down faster than a Boston altar boy in the eighties!
 
graceanne said:
Excuse me? I did no such thing! And K said 'whatever' when I told him what you were saying. DON'T MAKE ME START QUOTING SCRIPTURE!

Oh c'mon, that book has been edited and rewritten more times than Paris Hiltons current boyfriend name tattoo on her ass.
 
Betticus said:
Oh c'mon, that book has been edited and rewritten more times than Paris Hiltons current boyfriend name tattoo on her ass.

Cool quote but not exactly true
 
Betticus said:
Ok, I was having this conversation and it rolled around to those catholics. So I mention that to me all monotheistic religions are the same.

Well, imagine my surprise when said opponent was disagreeing with me.

So I whip out my big gun and say that since they all worship the same god, they are the same religion.

She tried to argue with me but then I just said I'm right.

She said I was wrong.

I whipped out the naval artillery. I said:

I'm the Dom, I'm always right.

She of course relented at that point and conceded to my rightness.

So it's settled. All monotheistic religions worshipping the same god are the same religion but with slightly different spices in the bowl.
:eek: You sound like a Unitarian to me :eek: Oops, no, they also welcome athiests and wiccans. (I know cause I are one)

Theist, that's what you are, a-Theist in Deist clothing! (If you weren't a Dom, I'd suggest a flogging for your sins!) *ducks head*

:p Neon

(OH and you forgot the Hindus - their Gods are actually more like Catholic saints...)
 
WM1966 said:
Not even close , but I can say that as I am not your sub lol

Yeah, my sub knows when to exit the room!

Of course she's four pounds and furry and has an ego problem but hey?
 
Betticus said:
Oh c'mon, that book has been edited and rewritten more times than Paris Hiltons current boyfriend name tattoo on her ass.

Whatever. In the . . . sixties, I believe, an original of one of the scriptures was found. Know what? It was WORD FOR WORD what our bibles say. So there. :p
 
Betticus said:
Oh yeah, you want some of this little girl? Bring it!

Oh, you're going down. You're going down faster than a Boston altar boy in the eighties!
and that's Boi to you, LOL! :p
 
Betticus said:
Yeah, my sub knows when to exit the room!

Of course she's four pounds and furry and has an ego problem but hey?

Your sub thinks she's the dom. Cat's are like that.
 
neonflux said:
:eek: You sound like a Unitarian to me :eek: Oops, no, they also welcome athiests and wiccans. (I know cause I are one)

Theist, that's what you are, a-Theist in Deist clothing! (If you weren't a Dom, I'd suggest a flogging for your sins!) *ducks head*

:p Neon

(OH and you forgot the Hindus - their Gods are actually more like Catholic saints...)


I wish I were on the same stuff you are on.
 
graceanne said:
Whatever. In the . . . sixties, I believe, an original of one of the scriptures was found. Know what? It was WORD FOR WORD what our bibles say. So there. :p

Yeah, and that's why the jews immediately hid it away under lock and key and have only let out parts of it. PARTS!
 
graceanne said:
Your sub thinks she's the dom. Cat's are like that.

Till she does something wrong, then she knows exactly how fast she should run.

Damn cats are quick!
 
Betticus said:
Till she does something wrong, then she knows exactly how fast she should run.

Damn cats are quick!

So you can't catch any pussy? You should rename her Sammy.

I personally would LOVE to be a fly on the wall when she runs from you. :devil: Do you slide into walls and stub your toe on stuff and cuss real loud?
 
Betticus said:
I wish I were on the same stuff you are on.
No-sleep-and-very-little-food-and-should-be-cleaning-and-packing-but-am-instead-posting-on-lit-anxiety-type-medication, LOL? ;)
 
Betticus said:
A rather cute boi or so I hear from a mutual friend.
hmmmmm... who's been telling?

Pssst, I'm really a grrl, I just play a boi on TV :catgrin:
 
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Betticus said:
Yeah, my sub knows when to exit the room!

Of course she's four pounds and furry and has an ego problem but hey?
Here's my Dom, name of Omar...

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q91/cleasf/C_IMG_2785-1.jpg

.. also has a little bit of a God complex. See that slight glow behind his head? He placed the spotlight exactly so that it would do that... :rolleyes: Bad Kitty!

 
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graceanne said:
So you can't catch any pussy? You should rename her Sammy.

I personally would LOVE to be a fly on the wall when she runs from you. :devil: Do you slide into walls and stub your toe on stuff and cuss real loud?

You have your own brand of sammy
 
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