I Just Woke Up

[bg23]

from a dream wherein the world was being taken over by zombies, whose main mode of infection was actually not bites but of vomiting fluorescent green ooze at you shortly before they turned.

they also happened to be crazy reincarnating zombies who could not be permanently killed and would simply respawn at a designated spawn point. also, some of them had swords. so possibly they were zombie ninjas.

in the midst of a murder trial (i believe i was on trial for either stabbing sylvester stallone or rocky - i don't know why) i remember finding myself on the run and trying to take all my guns with me and thinking two thoughts: a) guns would probably be better than swords and b) fuck you cracked, you left the world unprepared!

yes, cracked the website. i think this is because i had read, years ago, an article on the website about how a zombie apocalypse was impossible, given how slow, easy to kill, and bad at reproducing they were (eating people makes it harder to make people zombies).

APPARENTLY WHAT CRACKED FAILED TO CONSIDER WERE REINCARNATING ZOMBIES!

Damn you cracked, you lulled me into a false sense of security.

 

[tactful]

from a dream wherein the world was being taken over by zombies, whose main mode of infection was actually not bites but of vomiting fluorescent green ooze at you shortly before they turned.

they also happened to be crazy reincarnating zombies who could not be permanently killed and would simply respawn at a designated spawn point. also, some of them had swords. so possibly they were zombie ninjas.

in the midst of a murder trial (i believe i was on trial for either stabbing sylvester stallone or rocky - i don't know why) i remember finding myself on the run and trying to take all my guns with me and thinking two thoughts: a) guns would probably be better than swords and b) fuck you cracked, you left the world unprepared!

yes, cracked the website. i think this is because i had read, years ago, an article on the website about how a zombie apocalypse was impossible, given how slow, easy to kill, and bad at reproducing they were (eating people makes it harder to make people zombies).

APPARENTLY WHAT CRACKED FAILED TO CONSIDER WERE REINCARNATING ZOMBIES!

Damn you cracked, you lulled me into a false sense of security.

You really shouldn't eat a lot before going to sleep, especially if you're into Sci-fi.

 

[bg23]

You really shouldn't eat a lot before going to sleep, especially if you're into Sci-fi.

That's actually the weird part, I went to bed hungry because I didn't want to eat right before sleeping.

I TURNED DOWN DINNER! It was noodles and I really wanted some. Which I think I will go have some now cos I'm starving.

 

[Honey123]

from a dream wherein the world was being taken over by zombies, whose main mode of infection was actually not bites but of vomiting fluorescent green ooze at you shortly before they turned.

they also happened to be crazy reincarnating zombies who could not be permanently killed and would simply respawn at a designated spawn point. also, some of them had swords. so possibly they were zombie ninjas.

in the midst of a murder trial (i believe i was on trial for either stabbing sylvester stallone or rocky - i don't know why) i remember finding myself on the run and trying to take all my guns with me and thinking two thoughts: a) guns would probably be better than swords and b) fuck you cracked, you left the world unprepared!

yes, cracked the website. i think this is because i had read, years ago, an article on the website about how a zombie apocalypse was impossible, given how slow, easy to kill, and bad at reproducing they were (eating people makes it harder to make people zombies).

APPARENTLY WHAT CRACKED FAILED TO CONSIDER WERE REINCARNATING ZOMBIES!

Damn you cracked, you lulled me into a false sense of security.

reminds me of Hellboy..when ever one of those monsters were killed, two monsters were reincarnated...

And I can't imagine you would be put in jail for killing Sly... You'd be president of the Anti Zombi Establishment!... and a member of SAG

 

[tactful]

That's actually the weird part, I went to bed hungry because I didn't want to eat right before sleeping.

I TURNED DOWN DINNER! It was noodles and I really wanted some. Which I think I will go have some now cos I'm starving.

You really shouldn't go to bed hungry, especially if you're into Sci-fi.

reminds me of Hellboy..when ever one of those monsters were killed, two monsters were reincarnated...

And I can't imagine you would be put in jail for killing Sly... You'd be president of the Anti Zombi Establishment!... and a member of SAG

Oh, and Hi Honey123 .

 

[bg23]

reminds me of Hellboy..when ever one of those monsters were killed, two monsters were reincarnated...

And I can't imagine you would be put in jail for killing Sly... You'd be president of the Anti Zombi Establishment!... and a member of SAG

Yes! Only it was just one. But still bad.

My lawyer was very clever, executed a call for a mistrial when she discovered the prosecution (who happened to look a lot like Jane Lynch) was sleeping with the judge.

I escaped, but somebody at the military compound just HAD to let in that little girl. Ruined everything.

 

[Destinys_Bitch]

I bet you're all.......dewy.

 

[Honey123]

You really shouldn't go to bed hungry, especially if you're into Sci-fi.



Oh, and Hi Honey123 .

Hi tactful...

 

[Honey123]

Yes! Only it was just one. But still bad.

My lawyer was very clever, executed a call for a mistrial when she discovered the prosecution (who happened to look a lot like Jane Lynch) was sleeping with the judge.

I escaped, but somebody at the military compound just HAD to let in that little girl. Ruined everything.

never trust the little girl. She was blonde with pigtails, I bet!