I just watched Austin Powers: Goldmember

teddybear4play

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And it struck me just how not-funny the movie was. Not a boring movie, by any stretch, but not the side-splitter I was told to expect.

But then again, I'm of the mind that the first Austin Powers was much better than the second. Goldmember was a recreation of the second, which was in itself a recreation of the first.

Any joke that wasn't done to death in the first two movies was done to death all by itself in the third ("moley moley moley").

Goldmember himself was a shitty character, Beyoncé held her own but was nowhere near as good as Elizabeth Hurley or Heather Graham, and I'd already heard about most of the big secret cameos.

The lone funny parts were Michael Caine as Nigel Powers, the scenes of Austin and Dr. Evil in childhood, and Mini-Me. Other than that, I wish I would have watched the first movie again.

At least they seem to have brought the series some closure, so hopefully this means no Austin Powers 4.

TB4p
 
Undercover Brother was funnier. And Aunjanue Ellis is way sexier than Beyonce. :p
 
I thought there were some funny parts, but I really think it fell short of the first movie, or even the second.
 
teddybear4play said:


At least they seem to have brought the series some closure, so hopefully this means no Austin Powers 4.

TB4p

Does the DVD have a different ending? Cos when I saw it in theatres (my friend's idea. God I hated the second one) it set it up perfectly for an AP4 with Seth fucking Green as the bad guy.

Oh yeah. That'll really work.

The only good thing about AP3 was that since it came out I have heard less Ap impersonations.
 
Austin lost his mojo in the beginning of number 2, and he still hasn't gotten it back...

Mike Myers resorted to potty jokes... Not once, not twice, but throughout the movie. I'm glad I saw it on video and not in a theater... Embarrasement at sneaking out after the Inspector Gadget movie was enough to last me the next few years, I didn't need a double dose.
 
Re: Re: I just watched Austin Powers: Goldmember

Spinaroonie said:
Does the DVD have a different ending? Cos when I saw it in theatres (my friend's idea. God I hated the second one) it set it up perfectly for an AP4 with Seth fucking Green as the bad guy.

Oh yeah. That'll really work.

The only good thing about AP3 was that since it came out I have heard less Ap impersonations.
No, that was the DVD ending. I think its implausibility rules out an AP4.

TB4p
 
tenyari said:
Austin lost his mojo in the beginning of number 2, and he still hasn't gotten it back...

I just wanted to take this opportunity to point out that 'mojo' means 'evil power'. If Austin was really a man of mojo he'd be more likely to be solitude.
 
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