I just want you to know that I did beat-off this morning.

[riff]

And I soiled my "happy trail."

As I stroked my cock, I imagined various activities, but it's sucking pussy and eating ass that pushed me over the edge. Nearly always does. When I am an old man (should I live that long) and I am on my deathbed, it's easy to imagine myself asking my wife (should I ever marry), "Honey, just one more time before I go- will you please sit on my face?"

How, in the name of all that is sacred and holy, could that not turn me on?

Look. See what I mean?

 

[Andreina]

with your love for pussy you must have been a cat in your former life

 

[riff]

with your love for pussy you must have been a cat in your former life

"I've been, waiting a long time, for this moment to come, I'm destined, for anything at alllllllll"
-Green Day

Maybe I was. All I know is I love 'em.

 

[Starfish]

I woke up horny enough to hump someones face.

I hope that helps validate your situation.

 

[riff]

I woke up horny enough to hump someones face.

I hope that helps validate your situation.

Indeed it does, Starfish. But does one really have to be horny to hump someone's face? And do I have to be horny to want my face humped? I mean, if I were just hanging out and she started humping my face, I'd get horny if I wasn't before.

Bring the ass and the mind will follow.