I just sucked myself off
- Thread starter blobfish
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Sentient Onion
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Let me shake your hand.
Um, on second thought...
Um, on second thought...
ms_ann_thrope
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Late night snack.
Yup. I usually prefer not to eat this late, but I make some exceptions.
(Celery and my own semen)
ms_ann_thrope
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Seminal reflux.
Yeah, I hate when it comes back up. I need some Fellatosec OTC.
That's a logical fallacy. The fact that pictures of the event in question don't exist in no way proves that it didn't happen. That said, I will provide photographs next time I do it.
CandiCame
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THE ABSENCE OF EVIDENCE IS NOT EVIDENCE OF ABSENCE!!!
I swallowed the evidence.
lovetoread
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Gross.
Penises are all dirty and icky.
Penises are all dirty and icky.
Not mine. Mine is so clean that it makes you cleaner just by touching it.
Berries_n_cream
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Tryharder62
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I just had breakfast. Suddenly, after reading this, I am not feeling too well.
Where are the pics? You've had plenty of time to do it again..
I'll try tonight. I never do it twice in one day, lest I forsake women.
DUMMY
I coulda done it better
No way is your spine flexible enough!
Why? It's not forbidden in Leviticus.
PoppingTom
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This message is hidden because blobfish sucked himself off.
In the Spring or Summer of this year. I joined this forum because there was a thread about it.
Tryharder62
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I think you should look in Matthew. It helps people deal with things the size of a mustard seed.
(Sorry, I had to say it.
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(Sorry, I had to say it.
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lovetoread
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I'll try tonight. I never do it twice in one day, lest I forsake women.
What women?
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