I just sneezed like four dozen times in a row

I think it may mean your heart is no longer beating. You should check and get back to us. :)
 
In mexico if you sneeze consecutivley that means your significant other is cheating on you. The more times you sneeze the more likely it is.

I would start asking questions when someone gets home if I were you. :)
 
that's an interesting point, but my boy is safely in the next room snoring so loudly i can hear him here.
 
gasp! you're right! i must find a way to control this last aspect that remains his and his alone!
 
That would just be wrong.

Of course, if he tried to control YOUR will, now that would just be wrong. ;)
 
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