I Just Scanned The First 4 Pages Of Topics And...

[A.Wittlechubby]

I just wasted 10 minutes...

All I can see is a bunch of junk threads by people who have way too much boredom in their life...

I went to another board that I like posting at and I wasn't a bit surprised to see a grand total of 3 posts today...M-F the board gets about 200 replies a day but on the weekends everyone has a life to enjoy away from the computer...

How about those Twins!!! Woohooo, that eliminates three powerhouses so far in the baseball playoffs...

No Yankees...
No D-backs...
No A's...

Life is good and hopefully those Giants will kick some Atlanta butt so all the MLB powerhouse teams will be eliminated...

Giants beat my Boyz...Freakin Quincy Carter had the game winning pass but over thru the damn football with 2 minutes left...A botched fake field goal, a field goal that hit the uprights and failed fourth down conversion all spelled a big fat LOSS for my Boyz...

***Sigh***

One last comment...I just love how this board re-words topics and people whore the topic so they can see their name in lights...Thats a true sign of posting w/o a cause and cyber-boredom...Try turning off the computer and maybe your brain will refresh itself so you can post something more original...Also, Bluesboy, no need to stalk me tonite, I have other things to do and my 15 minutes of Sunday on-line time just expired...

Laters, and a wonderfull evening...

~i~

 

[Saint Peter]

So you are going to slam LIT and then go watch baseball? Talk about wasting 4 hours.

 

[Siren]

 

[Problem Child]

It's sort of funny how I actually look forward to seeing yayati around. He's sort of like the dog that you like to kick, but can't get rid of.

You're like the dog I'd just as soon take to the local animal shelter.

Laters, and have a wonderful evening.

 

[ma_guy]

Try turning off the computer and maybe your brain will refresh itself so you can post something more original...

Here is a clue since you don't seem to have one.: You just posted a rant about "unoriginal" threads. HELLO! We've done this to death already!

You not only wasted 10 minutes looking at the first 4 pages but another 15 writing up your unoriginal rant. You could have been using all that spare time to masturbate again.

 

[A.Wittlechubby]

Sheesh...

St.Peter, I didn't slam Lit. Its called making an observation about the threads or the content of the threads today...

Siren, I don't have a website...

PC, you kick dogs? Thats really a sad statement if its true...

~i~

 

[fgarvb1]

Oh blow it out your ass dickhead 1. your probably a scab anyway.

 

[Problem Child]

PC, you kick dogs? Thats really a sad statement if its true...

~i~

met·a·phor Pronunciation Key (mt-fôr, -fr)
n.
A figure of speech in which a word or phrase that ordinarily designates one thing is used to designate another, thus making an implicit comparison, as in “a sea of troubles” or “All the world's a stage” (Shakespeare).
One thing conceived as representing another; a symbol: “Hollywood has always been an irresistible, prefabricated metaphor for the crass, the materialistic, the shallow, and the craven” (Neal Gabler).



You really are a pathetic bonehead.

 

[christophe]

So you are going to slam LIT and then go watch baseball? Talk about wasting 4 hours.

good retort!

 

[Susano]

You really are a pathetic bonehead.

His head's made completely out of bone? That's really a sad statement since it's true.

 

[Susano]

I'm remorseful. I try not to go after anyone that Problem Child's already taking care of, as they have enough to deal with already. But I felt it was marginally witty at the time, I couldn't help myself.

 

[phatcat]

So your point is

All I can see is a bunch of junk threads by people who have way too much boredom in their life...

and you decide to add one more? Wonderful! Thank you, come again.

 

[Siren]

 

[Bluesboy2]

He is my ticket

Kid Rock use to have a web site..........

guess it closed for lack of interest.

Sorry...........maybe you can try another mode of business, oh wait that takes brains and ability.

Try school...........oh wait, same requirement........

At least you qualify for incarceration........almost no skills needed.

He is gonna be my prison bitch. He will make me a lotta $

 

[christophe]

At least you qualify for incarceration........almost no skills needed.

Yes three he will get three squares a day and more than 15 minutes of free time

 

[A.Wittlechubby]

Lemme see if I understand this "metaphoric dialogue" that PC likes to engage in with others...

PC, you're like a zit that can't be reached by either arm or any angle that manifests for months on a persons back...

Thanx for the definition, I usualy speak in the third person, using cliche's that refer to similies that try to make an analogy about life or I abuse the use of prepositional phrases that dilute all the pronouns that I like to use along with a bunch of linking verbs that detract from my ability to speak using nothing but Texas slang...



~i~

 

[fgarvb1]

Have you met Ms Terious yet?

You two would make a great pair!

But please... do not have kids!

 

[Problem Child]

PC, you're like a zit that can't be reached by either arm or any angle that manifests for months on a persons back...

That's exactly right, shit-for-brains! I irritate the fuck out of you, and you can't do a damn thing to get rid of me.

I'm so proud of you.

 

[ma_guy]

Look, look, look...

Here's the way it works. First you post a bunch of stupid threads. You follow that with a "Why isn't anyone paying attention to me?" thread. Then comes the "You all post crap!" rant. You've gotten this far. Very good.

Now you need the "I'm leaving Lit!" thread where you tell us all what asses we are and tell us how you'll never be back again.

Tomorrow you create a new account and start all over again. I'd suggest when you get to that step you choose the name "A.WhittleDense". (Trust me, none of us will catch on.)

Then you can go about doing it all over again. Have you got it now?

 

[Guest]

 

[A.Wittlechubby]

By George I think i've got it now...Thanx Ma Guy...I basicly keep doing what i've been doing for the past five years on the boards...Right?

Why would I wanna get rid of you PC...You don't irritate me at all...Its people just like yourself and Muffie who keep me entertained and coming back for more of these highly intelligent exchanges of useless dissing, name calling, macho text typing, and board bully bantering...

~i~

 

[Problem Child]

.....useless dissing, name calling, macho text typing, and board bully bantering...

And this I assume would be the main course of study at the KidRock1 School of Painfully Obvious Insecurity and Never-Ending Need for Internet Social Acceptance.

BTW, are you planning on threatening me with blackmail this week? I'm just curious because if so, I need to plan out a block of time for putting you in your place.

 

[phatcat]

just checkin'

fgarvb1: lol - was thinking exactly that earlier

ma_guy: lmao - I went through this w/ MsTiring (MsTerious)

A.W: 5 years and still yappin' ... oh dear.

 

[phrodeau]

Originally posted by A.Wittlechubby (edited)
Try turning off the computer and maybe your brain will refresh itself so you can post something more original

Great idea!

You go first.

 

[sunstruck]

Has anyone said don't let the door hit your ass on the way out yet?