I Just Read J.D. Vance's Book

[JoePepsiCo]

I was surprised to find that his life story is a lot like mine.

I did not realize that I had so much in common with Satan.

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Now, don't get hateful towards me. I'm still voting third party.
The book was a gift and it would have been rude not to read it.
I was raised like that, given those sorts of values and principles.

 

[YDB95]

Now, don't get hateful towards me. I'm still voting third party.

I think I speak for all progressives when I say I'm delighted you're voting third party.

 

[Philthy_Phil]

Is he a recovering homo too?

 

[ll74]

I've been to the city. I don't need to read a book describing him moving away to find a better life.

There are still people there who stayed there to improve things who have better stories to tell

 

[DeluxAuto]

1. You haven't read the book
2. No one gave it to you. Why would they?
3. You don't vote 3rd party.
4. Lying about weird shit is weird.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I think I speak for all progressives when I say I'm delighted you're voting third party.

AJ takes a single day every four years to vote for teh glibertarian, to "prove" his ideological purity.

The remaining 364 days of his year are dedicated to licking convicted felon Donald J Trump's boots.

This is the way it's always been.
This is the way it will always be.

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

I was surprised to find that his life story is a lot like mine.

I did not realize that I had so much in common with Satan.

​

Now, don't get hateful towards me. I'm still voting third party.
The book was a gift and it would have been rude not to read it.
I was raised like that, given those sorts of values and principles.

Couch fucking?

 

[Saint_Ann]

There's a third party?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I was surprised to find that his life story is a lot like mine.

I did not realize that I had so much in common with Satan.

​

Now, don't get hateful towards me. I'm still voting third party.
The book was a gift and it would have been rude not to read it.
I was raised like that, given those sorts of values and principles.

I did.


There may be a reason for that.

 

[HisArpy]

There's a third party?

It's where you go after the after the after-dinner party ends.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

It's where you go after the after the after-dinner party ends.

Shhhh!!!!


Now we'll have a fucking maggot infestation.

 

[HisArpy]

Shhhh!!!!


Now we'll have a fucking maggot infestation.

https://target.scene7.com/is/image/Target/GUEST_40b3f552-b8be-4ffb-be5b-166c438e697d?wid=800&hei=800&qlt=80&fmt=webp

 

[Wat_Tyler]

https://target.scene7.com/is/image/Target/GUEST_40b3f552-b8be-4ffb-be5b-166c438e697d?wid=800&hei=800&qlt=80&fmt=webp

I used up two cans of spray yesterday offing wasps. If I had run out, I would have been reduced to spray paint and a cigarette lighter.

 

[Philthy_Phil]

1. You haven't read the book
2. No one gave it to you. Why would they?
3. You don't vote 3rd party.
4. Lying about weird shit is weird.

All of this is 100% true.

 

[HisArpy]

I used up two cans of spray yesterday offing wasps. If I had run out, I would have been reduced to spray paint and a cigarette lighter.

Dangerous things cigarette lighters.

Just ask Kamala.

 

[Philthy_Phil]

Shhhh!!!!


Now we'll have a fucking maggot infestation.

Your trailer already does.

Have you been threatened with physical violence today?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Dangerous things cigarette lighters.

Just ask Kamala.

Because the lighters get lighter until they don't light no more.


On tomorrow's yesterday . . . .

 

[DeluxAuto]

Your trailer already does.

Have you been threatened with physical violence today?

All those penis substitutes and he can't even take out a wasp with multiple spray cans. What a loser!

 

[John_von_Neumann]

I Just Read

I doubt it.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

*chuckle*

Once again, this is another guy, like Musk that the Left loved, rags to riches (and electric cars, OH MY!), and their government and their programs did that and ol' JD had little to do with that. This was their victory and then, and then...,

... he wasn't on the plantation.

He thought, he did it by himself, that he didn't need a village, that he wasn't a member of our tribe; he was an irritant to the commune, so we hate him, and Musk, and all of those people like him who will not, like the other people and corporations we have cowed and intimidated, give us the credit that is due to us, praise us, and pretend to be on board with our outrageous agenda to fundamentally transform hard-workin, blue-collar Christian America in to fucking clown side show where people all over the world come to vie the freaks.

Fortunately, in the last couple of weeks, we have seen the woke dominoes fall as Bidenomics, Kamalanomics, force them to get back to the profit motive and abounding the social justice and equity programs that hurt the bottom line.

Reality sank in.

And that, my friends, is what I think this election will actually boil down to...

 

[RobDownSouth]

Is he a recovering homo too?

You betcha! He's been a walking advertisement for "homosexual conversion therapy" for over two decades now!

He has learned the consequences of his former chosen lifestyle's reckless hedonism: a lifetime of sniffing "poppers" (Amyl Nitrate) in gay bars (in order to "loosen up the back door") has resulted in near-constant fecal incontinence as he enters his twilight years.

He, of course, blames Presidents Clinton and Obama (with an occasional nod to Jimmy Carter) for his condition, as a "libertarian", he cannot ideologically take responsibility for any of his actions.