CHNOPS
Loves amps
- Joined
- Jan 29, 2012
- Posts
- 7,497
I know you liberal pussies are going to call me well-hung and very handsome, but I am tired of apologizing for my natural attributes and capacious abilities. The gun had it coming, and so did the slave. And the forest. The Kool-Aid was delicious, like a little taste of Allah-flavored cherry-juice. My posterior looks much better since I've been back to the gym. That piercing in your nose does NOT make you seem young and carefree, possibly because the mole next to it is still so big, and also because YOU ARE A BAGGY, RAGGED 57-YEAR-OLD CHECK-OUT CLERK AT TARGET. And possibly a guy. And finally you--yes YOU--shave that travesty of an ironic handlebar mustache off your smarmy, shiny happy hipster face before I beat you to death with Rip Taylor's colostomy bag.
Thank you and God bless.
Thank you and God bless.