I just ordered a new vibrator...

Ann_Tagonist

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For Mother's Day, at least that's my story and I'm sticking to it. It's more of thrustator. I do love the sex tech. :)
 
Especially when it's a dude with it up his ass first. Kenneth likes to go ATM by himself.

I still have that strapon I was going to give you and Fermina (sp) for a wedding present. Unfortunately, they don't make a fake smokin' hot girlfriend model. :)
 
just remember the old adage, darling-"never eat anything bigger than your head". i sure that must have some sort of applicability here.
 
used to be
you could mention shy-ann
in a nearly dead thread
to get it all vibrate-y

gotta be a more patient one
to get so much as a pity jiggle
these days...
 
I bet Skylar gave it to him :)

Did you and Fermina ever make it over to Karen's office to take selfies? So much of your failure of a life lies on the GB cutting room floor. Oh well. Maybe you and smokin' hot fake girlfriend can go. Lol. :)
 
used to be
you could mention shy-ann
in a nearly dead thread
to get it all vibrate-y

gotta be a more patient one
to get so much as a pity jiggle
these days...

It's hard for amateurs to maintain a high level of sustained hatred. We're down to about 2 try-harders. The rest have petered out. :)
 
civility isn't a sacred cow...

even as we negotiate through the sacred cows
without enough d-cells
in the gadget drawer...
 
Pretty much everyone has me on the ig since Laurel let cancermannboy bump my threads for two days straight. One reaps what one sews. :)
 
Pretty much everyone has me on the ig since Laurel let cancermannboy bump my threads for two days straight. One reaps what one sews. :)

What many people don't realize is that the iggy button doesn't shut anyone up. It just puts the user on the sidelines while the person on iggy blithely goes on about their conversations.

it's the GB equivalent of "I'm don't like you so I'm going to sit here and pout." Meanwhile the game goes on without them.
 
What many people don't realize is that the iggy button doesn't shut anyone up. It just puts the user on the sidelines while the person on iggy blithely goes on about their conversations.

it's the GB equivalent of "I'm don't like you so I'm going to sit here and pout." Meanwhile the game goes on without them.

I could just pull up a stashed alt from 2007 like roryvonbismarklukedownsouth...if I had one. :)
 
What many people don't realize is that the iggy button doesn't shut anyone up. It just puts the user on the sidelines while the person on iggy blithely goes on about their conversations.

it's the GB equivalent of "I'm don't like you so I'm going to sit here and pout." Meanwhile the game goes on without them.

Haha true.
And they also make a point of bragging and telling you about it
as if that's a testament to their superiority/your inferior position.
 
It's the most expensive one so far. I should just bite the bullet and get a Sybian. :)
 
There's something seriously wrong with a person who spends so much time in a place where nobody likes you, everyone knows you're lying about what you are and any time you post you just become a target and nobody gives a tiny mouse turd what you have to say about anything.
That's gotta be a disorder, right? I mean motherfuckers do it all the time, all over the internet. Surely there's a name for it but I'm an asshat not a doctor so I don't know.
 
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