I just need a fucking duck...

[Eumenides]

Feathery, beaky, and horny as hell...

 

[cybergirly]

*sigh* Stop teasing me.


(actually we didn't want to tell you, but he's on his way to pick you up, he's hitchhiking so it may take a while. shhh... don't ruin his surprise.)

 

[HeavyStick]

hic...


where's all the late night ducks at

 

[Eumenides]

*sigh* Stop teasing me.


(actually we didn't want to tell you, but he's on his way to pick you up, he's hitchhiking so it may take a while. shhh... don't ruin his surprise.)

Wow! How do you hitchhike by sea???

 

[cybergirly]

hic...


where's all the late night ducks at

Stop hic..

hic...

hic...

hicking...

don't you know it's contagious?

 

[Private Vasquez]

Ducks mate for life, don't they?

Get 'em while they're young.

 

[cybergirly]

Wow! How do you hitchhike by sea???

It's very tricky.

 

[cybergirly]

Ducks mate for life, don't they?

Get 'em while they're young.

hmm...

No, I think that's hawks.

 

[perks]

hi

 

[Vinny]

I had duck for dinner tonight

 

[perks]

I had duck for dinner tonight

did not

 

[Eumenides]

hi

Finally, a FUCKING duck!!!!!!



Hey, ruffles.

 

[perks]

Finally, a FUCKING duck!!!!!!



Hey, ruffles.

I was fucking earlier, it's a dirty job, but somebirdie's gotta do it.

Now I'm just sleepy, but I'm reviving myself with a blue nilla slurpy, wanna suck?

 

[Eumenides]

I was fucking earlier, it's a dirty job, but somebirdie's gotta do it.

Now I'm just sleepy, but I'm reviving myself with a blue nilla slurpy, wanna suck?

Yes, but not on the slurpy...

 

[perks]

Yes, but not on the slurpy...

cunnilingus shall now be referred to as "slurpy hoo hoos"

 

[Eumenides]

cunnilingus shall now be referred to as "slurpy hoo hoos"

ROTFLMAO!

I will dream of ruffles now.

Night night!