I just met Orson Scott Card

[bluntforcemama]

And I shook his hand! Man, he rarely lets a person get a word in edgewise. Should've gotten him to autograph my boobs.

 

[islandman]

Does he have a thing for boobs or do you have a thing for ink on your boobs?

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

nice...lucky you

 

[unregistered]

 

[bluntforcemama]

Does he have a thing for boobs or do you have a thing for ink on your boobs?

He's a man. And since I tend to do ridiculously inappropriate things, I figured getting my boobs signed on a school playground was just the thing.

 

[bluntforcemama]

Damn we could have had a chance to demand the evidence.

I didn't record it. I should taken a photo of him. DANG IT! I was sort of star struck.

 

[islandman]

And since I tend to do ridiculously inappropriate things, <SNIP>

Wait till my pants are down and then do tell us all about it.

 

[bluntforcemama]

Wait till my pants are down and then do tell us all about it.

Well, this one time when I was in a parking garage at the University Square, the elevator made this weird noise, which made me think someone was hurt somewhere on the level I was parked on. So I go look, and nothing. I finally figured out it was the elevator making an elephant noise (that's the level I was parked on: elephant). I get into the crowded elevator and I'm talking to my other half and I told him is sounded like a retarded person was moaning. Low and behold.... a man with Down Syndrome was standing behind me. So, there's that.

 

[thør]

On the playground?

This one's tough to respond to.

 

[bluntforcemama]

On the playground?

This one's tough to respond to.

Not that playground. A real life playground. You know, with swings and slides, and a baseball diamond.

 

[JohnnySavage]

And I shook his hand! Man, he rarely lets a person get a word in edgewise. Should've gotten him to autograph my boobs.

For future reference, should we ever run into each other at a Grateful Dead concert, I have excellent penmanship.

 

[IndieSnob]

He's Mormon, therefore he wouldn't partake of singing said boobage.

 

[bluntforcemama]

He's Mormon, therefore he wouldn't partake of singing said boobage.

Dude, we all know how you feel about him and Mormons.

 

[bluntforcemama]

For future reference, should we ever run into each other at a Grateful Dead concert, I have excellent penmanship.

Then by all means! I'll let you sign my forehead.

 

[bluntforcemama]

I did blather on about peanut butter in my hair, too. Oh, dear.

 

[islandman]

Well, this one time when I was in a parking garage at the University Square, the elevator made this weird noise, which made me think someone was hurt somewhere on the level I was parked on. So I go look, and nothing. I finally figured out it was the elevator making an elephant noise (that's the level I was parked on: elephant). I get into the crowded elevator and I'm talking to my other half and I told him is sounded like a retarded person was moaning. Low and behold.... a man with Down Syndrome was standing behind me. So, there's that.

It saddens me that you toss about the 'retarded' so casually.

 

[bluntforcemama]

It saddens me that you toss about the 'retarded' so casually.

Yeah. It's contagious. I know better, I really do. That's why it's such an awkward moment.


Retard.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Film in post-production. 2013 target. More pennies for his piggy bank....

 

[evesdream]

I liked his Seventh Son series as a teen, but outgrew it. Last I heard he was a scumbag rw nut job.

 

[Liar]

Damn we could have had a chance to demand the evidence.

We can still demand evidence of unsigned boobs.

 

[bluntforcemama]

I liked his Seventh Son series as a teen, but outgrew it. Last I heard he was a scumbag rw nut job.

He's a great author, but his political leanings leave me feeling a little growdy at times, true. However, if I based who I talked to on their political/religious theories, I'd have no friends.

 

[evesdream]

He's a great author, but his political leanings leave me feeling a little growdy at times, true. However, if I based who I talked to on their political/religious theories, I'd have no friends.

Fair enough. Unlike you I draw the line at having strident homophobes doodle on my tits. Different strokes for different folks, I guess!

 

[bluntforcemama]

Next up, I'm getting Mitt Romney to pierce my ears.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

Next up, I'm getting Mitt Romney to pierce my ears.

good luck wit that

 

[RobDownSouth]

He's a great author, but his political leanings leave me feeling a little growdy at times, true. However, if I based who I talked to on their political/religious theories, I'd have no friends.

Ender's Game was a coming-of-age classic, I'll give him that. Interesting side note: I'd never heard of the book, but Jimmy Carter was on a Sunday talk show promoting one of his books and mentioned that he enjoyed reading this, and called it a classic. Good enough for me!

The sequel, Speaker for the Dead, was preachy garbage.

Xenocide was even worse. Gave up on him after that book because he patronized his audience with his trite Deus Ex Machina ending.