I Just Love The Way Saddam Keeps Playing Where's Waldo

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...with the USA as they try to play Whackamole with him.

The US Government Propaganda Ministry, CNN, keeps getting egg on its face, just like with OBL.

Meanwhile, Saddam's popping in on friends for tea, hitching a ride in Hummers....what a hoot!
 
Saddam will also have a line of games coming out.

"Where in the World is Saddam Hussein?"...."Where in Space is Saddam Hussein?" and "Where in Time is Saddam Hussein?

They will of course have many sequels and a show on PBS.
 
Survivor VIII: Tukrit

Starring....

Saddam!
Osama!
Keith Richards!
Dick Clark!
 
Lancecastor said:
...with the USA as they try to play Whackamole with him.

The US Government Propaganda Ministry, CNN, keeps getting egg on its face, just like with OBL.

Meanwhile, Saddam's popping in on friends for tea, hitching a ride in Hummers....what a hoot!

Considering how easy it is to get into Canada, maybe we should be looking for him there.
 
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zipman7 said:
Considering how easy it is to get into Canada, maybe we should be looking for him there.

I'm pretty sure I bought a loaf of bread from him at the 7-11 this afternoon...
 
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Lancecastor said:
I'm pretty sure I bought a loaf of bread from him at the 7-11 this afternoon...

I always thought Canadian 7-11's were staffed by white guys with flannel shirts under their uniforms who would say things like "You want a big gulp, eh?" :D
 
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zipman7 said:
I always thought Canadian 7-11's were staffed by white guys with flannel shirts under their uniforms who would say things like "You want a big gulp, eh?" :D

You Amerikkkans in the U$ ....ur haterz. Boosh, you know heem? He ees fawking the peepole.
 
Bob_Bytchin said:
Saddam will also have a line of games coming out.

"Where in the World is Saddam Hussein?"...."Where in Space is Saddam Hussein?" and "Where in Time is Saddam Hussein?

They will of course have many sequels and a show on PBS.

Of course PBS, and his call-in show on NPR.... No better places for him that I can think of.
 
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Lancecastor said:
You Amerikkkans in the U$ ....ur haterz. Boosh, you know heem? He ees fawking the peepole.

That was so funny, that I actually snorted.
 
A Desert Rose said:
Of course PBS, and his call-in show on NPR.... No better places for him that I can think of.

He could replace Terry Gross on "Fresh Air".
 
Tag Team Wrestling Execution Match
-----------------------------------------------
Saddam Hussein & Baghdad Bob
vs.
Osama bin Laden & Khalid Muhammed




Geraldo Rivera & Kieth Oberman on the undercard
 
A Desert Rose said:
Of course PBS, and his call-in show on NPR.... No better places for him that I can think of.

I've forgotten who did it, but i heard a great comedy piece a long time ago wherein Idi Amin had a radio show....."Where is Idi Amin, cried the world?" was one of his lines in the monologue explaining what he'd been doing after he was deposed...
 
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Rubyfruit said:
That was so funny, that I actually snorted.

...my Iranian roomate in university talked like that..."you know de Shah? He fawk the peepole....reeely! bastard son of dee beetch!"

You swearing was best tjough...I used to love hearing him call someone a suckcocker after a few beerz.
 
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Lancecastor said:
...my Iranian roomate in university talked like that..."you know de Shah? He fawk the peepole....reeely! bastard son of dee beetch!"

You swearing was best tjough...I used to love hearing him call someone a suckcocker after a few beerz.

My mother taught English as a second language to some guy who used the non-word, "futhermucker".
 
A Desert Rose said:
Jesus Christ. NO SHIT!

Hi dolly.... can we chat in a bit?

We had a bet at work. I had to come home and find a picture of her on the web and report back with a description. He picked ugly and I picked fat. I lost $1.

That depends - have you been good?
 
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Lancecastor said:
...my Iranian roomate in university talked like that..."you know de Shah? He fawk the peepole....reeely! bastard son of dee beetch!"

You swearing was best tjough...I used to love hearing him call someone a suckcocker after a few beerz.

That reminds me of the bad buy in the movie "Johnny Dangerously."

He would say things like "bastages" and "Furging Aisole"
 
mbb308 said:
We had a bet at work. I had to come home and find a picture of her on the web and report back with a description. He picked ugly and I picked fat. I lost $1.

That depends - have you been good?

I have been the best.

How does an hour from now sound to you? 9ish your time.
 
A Desert Rose said:
I have been the best.

How does an hour from now sound to you? 9ish your time.

You know how things like that make me squeamish.

I'll be cowering under the desk.
 
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Lancecastor said:
You Amerikkkans in the U$ ....ur haterz. Boosh, you know heem? He ees fawking the peepole.
That seemed like a mix of Don K Dyck, Yayati, and Boris.
 
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