I just join Twatter

[BotanyBoy]

I see you....

 

[lovetoread]

You are only cool when you get real followers. Spam accts dont count.

 

[BotanyBoy]

You are only cool when you get real followers. Spam accts dont count.

...

 

[busybody..]

I see you....

your account is PROTECTED?????????????????????

WTF?

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

You are only cool when you get real followers. Spam accts dont count.

the people at Hormel disagree

 

[busybody..]

Ooooooooooo


Im being followed by a VERY BAD MAN

Im scared!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[busybody..]

Ooooooooooo


Im being followed by a VERY BAD MAN

Im scared!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im so scareeeeeeeeeeeeeeddddddddddddddddddddd, of the VERY BAD MAN that is following me

Im bring REAL PROTECTION










































http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-yWO7-ltg4x0/TjgJBCSLQ7I/AAAAAAAAMyQ/o0HpbRjDMCY/s1600/college_condoms.jpg

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

yes and if you notice i am following Obama re-election staf and I plan on alerting them to your inflammatory remarks on Lit

 

[slave_]

the people at Hormel disagree

http://www.pages.drexel.edu/~egi22/Spam/montypythonspam.jpg

 

[Wings]

This is way more drama than I ever see on there.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

i started to read the terms of service and my eyes glazed over.

just answer me this.

Can i post pictures of my penis?

 

[slave_]

i started to read the terms of service and my eyes glazed over.

just answer me this.

Can i post pictures of my penis?

There are pretty explicit accounts there.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

There are pretty explicit accounts.

where are they?

weird how we are allowed to post pics that here gets us in trouble

I blame obama

 

[busybody..]

yes and if you notice i am following Obama re-election staf and I plan on alerting them to your inflammatory remarks on Lit

dont bother

they know me

I shit all over him and COLOREDCUNT and JIM MESSINA daily

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

I removed ellen degenerate so you stop crying

 

[Wings]

i started to read the terms of service and my eyes glazed over.

just answer me this.

Can i post pictures of my penis?

You can post them but they might be removed. Plenty of crazier things than your penis.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Funny or Die - funny stuff on there

 

[lovetoread]

Every time I post my penis, it is removed.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Every time I post my penis, it is removed.

It is probably a screen stretcher

 

[busybody..]

I removed ellen degenerate so you stop crying

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Protected accounts on twitter

haahahahahhaahhahhahahaa

 

[lovetoread]

Protected accounts on twitter

haahahahahhaahhahhahahaa

You don't believe in using protection?

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

You don't believe in using protection?

bah

if you are running a protected twatter account it is likely because you're a backstabbing cowardly cunt.

 

[Wings]

Or you post on the GB and you like sharing a little bit of your real life with the Twatters.

Don't be such an asshole.

 

[lovetoread]

bah

if you are running a protected twatter account it is likely because you're a backstabbing cowardly cunt.

Or I am just picky.

Or maybe someone sent the whole thing to my workplace.

Or something.

Or I am just a cunt.

I haven't decided.