I just got the worst phone call of my life

[Spinaroonie]

Hey guys, Amelia just called me in tears over what happened in the game. She was really upset and she was just balling. I couldn't understand half of her words and she just kept saying things like "I can't take it" and "I can't handle it". I think she had too much to drink. She then said she didn't want to live anymore and the next thing I heard was a gunshot and the phone going dead.



I'm worried

















She also said I have some outstanding library fines. Fuck. Once you get into those guy's pocket, you don't climb out

 

[Shaq]

She's got two first and second round draft picks. No reason for her to be balling.


Go Eagles!

 

[Marxist]

GUYS, I'VE BEEN SHOT!!!!!!

 

[Spinaroonie]

GUYS, I'VE BEEN SHOT!!!!!!

I guess telling you to stay calm isn't going to do much, huh?

Too bad, cos I told the ambulance to look for a white girl.

 

[kotori]

GUYS, I'VE BEEN SHOT!!!!!!

If you're still posting, I guess you're lucky her aim ain't so true.

 

[Marxist]

If you're still posting, I guess you're lucky her aim ain't so true.

She shot me in the testicle. Good thing I've got two more.

 

[Spinaroonie]

Hey Marxist, the ambulance is on peachtree if you wanna go to them.

 

[kotori]

She shot me in the testicle. Good thing I've got two more.

Is she a sharpshooter, or you just lucky? What's so bad about peace, love and understanding

 

[Spinaroonie]

Where did we go wrong?

 

[amelia]

Hey guys, Amelia just called me in tears over what happened in the game. She was really upset and she was just balling. I couldn't understand half of her words and she just kept saying things like "I can't take it" and "I can't handle it". I think she had too much to drink. She then said she didn't want to live anymore and the next thing I heard was a gunshot and the phone going dead.



I'm worried

wow, i must have blacked out or something. i don't remember that at all. i remember talking to you..and i remember you saying something about panties..and the black hole...but the rest *shrugs*

 

[Spinaroonie]

Re: Re: I just got the worst phone call of my life

wow, i must have blacked out or something. i don't remember that at all. i remember talking to you..and i remember you saying something about panties..and the black hole...but the rest *shrugs*

I was talking about the brown hole.

 

[amelia]

Re: Re: Re: I just got the worst phone call of my life

I was talking about the brown hole.

wow, i must have really been upset. what's that called spontanious amnesia..or something.

 

[Spinaroonie]

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wow, i must have really been upset. what's that called spontanious amnesia..or something.

You brought it up. Said you were into that sort of thing.

 

[amelia]

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You brought it up. Said you were into that sort of thing.

are you sure that's when i was on the phone with you. our call was interrupted when you got beeped by someone you claimed was your cousin.

 

[Spinaroonie]

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are you sure that's when i was on the phone with you. our call was interrupted when you got beeped by someone you claimed was your cousin.

STAY AWAY FROM FAST EDDIE

 

[amelia]

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STAY AWAY FROM FAST EDDIE

i have a date with a guy named speedy eduardo tomorrow night. i wonder if they know each other.