I just can't believe this

lol

*cough liar cough*

I find it hard to believe someone has never spanked the old monkey. :)
 
Why thumb?

There are people out there who think masturbating is sinful and don't do it ever.
 
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! That MUST be a lie. He doesn't want you to jerk him off. LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!! Um...then...can ya help me jerk off?:devil:
 
That is wierd????? It seems to just come natural to most guys.
 
Tell him, if God told you to jump off a bridge, would you?:D
 
....but generally those are the ones who are molesting the hell out of little boys on the side, aren't they Tyrael?

pretty, I had a boyfriend--back in the olden days before I got married--who said the same thing....but he always added "but nobody can tell me how hard and fast to wash it in the shower";)
 
:eek:

:confused:

: pensive :

Naaaaaa, I'm SURE he has. Even if it's "...just once to see what it's like..."

[edited for formating]
 
My soon-to-be ex was fairly prudish and even he admitted to masterbating. . .of course he would never let me watch. :eek: I suppose it's possible that your husband never has, but he is seriously in the minority!!
 
PolythenePam said:
....but generally those are the ones who are molesting the hell out of little boys on the side, aren't they Tyrael?

I suppose masturbating other people doesn't count.
 
I suppose it is possible, unlikely but hey if he swears it is true. By chance did he share a room with a sibling? I can see how that could stop someone, would have DIED if my sisters had caught me playing the skin flute as a teenager!
 
I know of a man who says he does not masturbate. And, no, he is not a prude or ultra-religious or anything. Says he doesn't get anything out of it.

I have no reason to not believe him. But I do think he is in the minority.
 
How long have you been married? You've never talked about masturbation before? Wow.
 
Tyrael said:
Why thumb?

There are people out there who think masturbating is sinful and don't do it ever.


Si....I also no some people who just don't like the thought of playing with their genitals...more than one person has convincingly told me that they feel masturbation is nasty...

It isn't like breathing...I think a overwhelming majority does masturbate but some of us just don't....
 
....I'm really disturbed by this. I think I'll go masturbate and send happy vibes towards all the non-masturbators and see if it helps;)
 
PolythenePam said:
....I'm really disturbed by this. I think I'll go masturbate and send happy vibes towards all the non-masturbators and see if it helps;)

I'm with you. I can't make it through the day without a little self-loving.
 
Rubyfruit said:


I'm with you. I can't make it through the day without a little self-loving.


Hey, your av's always give me that little edge, so we can be partners in crime ;)
 
pretty_lil_stranger said:


No, actually, his parents split when he was nine, his mom took the girls and it was just him and his dad. So no one to catch him...
well that pretty much shoots my possible theory to hell.

Maybe he just doesn't like the thought, nothing wrong with that. For the record it has been years since I have masturbated alone and I am not repressed or prudish at all. Would just rather enjoy sexual time with the missus or call her while I am doing it :D
 
masturbation is fun...

...especially in foreplay...like staddling your partner's chest and teasing her...slowly...

...of course things begin to progress rapidly from there

-ws
 
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