I just broke my vibrator....

[Mistress]

I was getting it out of it's case and dropped it, now it wont turn on

I'm such a clust.

 

[CarolineOh]

This is a perfect example of why you should never put anything away.

 

[InnocentAngel81]

oh no lets keep our fingers crossed and pray it works

 

[seXieleXie]

i know the feeling mistress. it's even worse when it dies mid session. trust me on that one.

 

[Mistress]

It's gone...and considering I don't ever get out...I wont get a new one for months

 

[Guest]

 

[Mistress]

Wait...


Wait....


WAIT!!!!!


It's alive, it's alive it's alive! The batteries were dead...go figure

 

[Lasz]

Well I know I hit on you all the time and never get a response back...

But why dont you just use me instead?

I can be down in Kentucky in about ummm..... 3 hours?

 

[lickerish]

Something funky's happening with one of mine.. it makes this weird screeching sound. So I have to shake it a few time for it to run smoothly. Too bad we can't go toy shopping together

You can always buy online?

 

[Mistress]

Ugh but now it makes a very loud sound

 

[Sillyman]

It LIVES AGAIN!!!

vvvvvvvvrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...........

 

[DevilBoy79]

It's gone...and considering I don't ever get out...I wont get a new one for months

come on all lets take up a Lit collection and then send Miss a new one

 

[SexySlut2]

YAY!!!

 

[Mistress]

Something funky's happening with one of mine.. it makes this weird screeching sound. So I have to shake it a few time for it to run smoothly. Too bad we can't go toy shopping together

You can always buy online?

I'm afriad to buy online...I don't live alone and knowing my luck my GP's would open the package.

 

[seXieleXie]

what kind is yours mistress?

i need a new one and yours sounds rather... erm... sturdy

 

[Sillyman]

Ugh but now it makes a very loud sound

VRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

 

[Mistress]

what kind is yours mistress?

i need a new one and yours sounds rather... erm... sturdy

Some cheap one Pan helped me pick out months ago when he picked me up and we went to an adult store and the tattoo palor....

 

[weed]

wow all those vibes....noisy i here

 

[ybavg]

i know the feeling mistress. it's even worse when it dies mid session. trust me on that one.

Just a suggestion lexie - next time buy one that plugs in - they never die mid session!!

 

[Lasz]

Ugh but now it makes a very loud sound

Its screaming because it is living its last dying breaths.

it is time to get a new one!!!

 

[weed]

i wonder if it will spaz out as it dies?

 

[alexandraaah]

Something funky's happening with one of mine.. it makes this weird screeching sound. So I have to shake it a few time for it to run smoothly.

You sure you haven't met my ex...Brian?

 

[lickerish]

oh gawd.. my sides hurt, lol.

Unless he's dark purple and made of hard plastic, I hope to gawd not.

 

[koalabear]

Someone PLEASE! turn off all this buzzing!

 

[Sillyman]

Man has invented plastic and in doing so, rendered himself obsolete.

No other material before could compare. Wood might splinter. Stone and metal were too heavy. Cloth was just not firm enough. Even leather had it's drawbacks. Now with the advent of plastic, women can rise up and cum as one, never needing a man again.

Plastics make it possible.

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