I just bought Pixie another vibrator

[Pixie]

You know I had a hangover from hell yesterday. I decided to go strait home. I'll go tonight, I'll be passing there anyway

(you know, after she counted the champagne bottles the next day she found out that between about 8 of us we drank 18 bottles of the stuff. No WONDER I felt so rough )

Well, DAAM-ET!
I didn't make you drink all that champagne, now did I?!

Why should I have to suffer 'cause of that?

 

[woodgie2]

Well, DAAM-ET!
I didn't make you drink all that champagne, now did I?!

Why should I have to suffer 'cause of that?

 

[Pixie]

Yeah, yeah...

If I was getting that, ya think I'd be complaining so much?

 

[Pixie]

So darling, have you bought me something?!
If you have, then what did ya buy?
If not, then why not?!!
You know I HATE waiting!

 

[Pixie]

WooHoo!! I'm getting a new toy!

*nauraa*

So?! Did ya mail it yet?
Huh?! Did ya?!!

 

[Pixie]

Not that I'm impatient, but...

Did you mail it yet?!?!?!

 

[woodgie2]

yes, at lunch today...



BUZZZZZ

 

[Pixie]

YAAAAAAY!!

Thank you, thank you, thank you!!

 

[huskie]

about fucking time hu?

 

[woodgie2]

about fucking time hu?

Fekkov! (he wrote books you know!)

 

[Pixie]

about fucking time hu?

Naah, sadly it's still not fucking time...

But at least I'll have a new toy

*fingers crossed* that I won't kill this one too

 

[huskie]

Naah, sadly it's still not fucking time...

But at least I'll have a new toy

*fingers crossed* that I won't kill this one too

Should'a ask for TWO!!!! and some batries

 

[Pixie]

Should'a ask for TWO!!!! and some batries

Naah, the two toys that don't buzz anymore still have their uses...

But thanks for the concern...LOL!

 

[woodgie2]

Should'a ask for TWO!!!! and some batries

*lol* Dammit. This is the 3rd I've sent her!

 

[huskie]

*lol* Dammit. This is the 3rd I've sent her!

Damn!!! She must have some Strong Kegyls (sp?)????

 

[woodgie2]

Damn!!! She must have some Strong Kegyls (sp?)????

No, just incredibly impatient!

 

[huskie]

No, just incredibly impatient!

Either that or your sending only the cheap ones

 

[woodgie2]

Either that or your sending only the cheap ones

OI! I resent that statement. *LOL*

I'll have you know I've spent the better part of £100 on toys for her!

Actually, I fear for my cock when I finally get to bed the girl.

 

[huskie]

OI! I resent that statement. *LOL*

I'll have you know I've spent the better part of £100 on toys for her!

Actually, I fear for my cock when I finally get to bed the girl.

I would be to! Or they maybe they just make'm real cheap where your from?? You know, so you'll have keep replacing them.

 

[woodgie2]

I would be to! Or they maybe they just make'm real cheap where your from?? You know, so you'll have keep replacing them.

Marketing bastards, built in obsolescence!

Actually I've yet to come across a vibrator that lasts longer than about 6 months.

(maybe I should rephrase that? )

 

[Pixie]

OI! I resent that statement. *LOL*

I'll have you know I've spent the better part of £100 on toys for her!

Actually, I fear for my cock when I finally get to bed the girl.

*nauraa* Sure, sure....

Like I said it's all your fault anyway, for getting me so worked up
I guess you'll just have to restrain me so I won't be too rough on you...

 

[woodgie2]

OK. Cool. So she finally got it (didn't break it) and I think she likes it...

Pixie?

Pixie...

PIXIE. Put it down and tell the nice people what it's like.

 

[Pixie]

Don't rush me, I'm still trying it out...

*nauraa*

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

Don't rush me, I'm still trying it out...

*nauraa*

How awfully thorough of you. Are we documenting the process??

 

[woodgie2]

How awfully thorough of you. Are we documenting the process??

She is...

(by the way, I feel SO left out *lol*)