I just bought my first gong.

[Problem Child]

Every time I bang it my chinese concubines bring me heaping platters of steaming vitamin-filled brussels sprouts. Fuckin bitches.

 

[Gnufi Poppets]

You are the having the bitchy concubines? I am thinking it is the raw deal you are the getting!

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Rambling Rose]

What is it with you and the brussel sprouts today? You're obsessed!

Here...it's already sized down and av ready:

http://graphics.starbryte.com/tubes/veggiebrusselsprout.jpg

 

[Purple Haze]

You're lucky, everytime I bang my gong, Chuck Barris brings in a bunch of freaks and I get fucked in the ass by "Mean Gene, The Dancin' Machine."

I hate it.

 

[lavender]

 

[Gnufi Poppets]

You're lucky, everytime I bang my gong, Chuck Barris brings in a bunch of freaks and I get fucked in the ass by "Mean Gene, The Dancin' Machine."

I hate it.

It is being that you should have the investing of the buying of the Anal-Ez - it will not be the so much of the pain in the ass then!

 

[Rambling Rose]

This girl gave Mean Gene a run for his money!

http://members.aol.com/eyetreats/snaps/rhonda01.jpg

 

[Purple Haze]

There really isn't that much pain once you get used to it, it's just that I'm always turned away from the TV for long periods of time. Besides, that Analeeze stuff doesn't work anyway, and it tastes like shit.

 

[KillerMuffin]

You poor thing. How dare they?

Girls, it's not brussel sprouts, it's architeuthis sperm for sex gods. They look like alfalfa sprouts. Trust me on this one. He'll thank you for it.



*snickers*

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

 

[Dillinger]

Oh my, foxinsox - you're playing OUR song!

 

[Guest]

 

[Dillinger]

*starting to tap dance*

Oh wait, that's not what you mean?

*doing the hokey pokey*

Damn, that's not right...

*taking you in my arms and swinging you round...*

 

[Guest]

 

[Dillinger]

If you like that, just wait till I start moving other parts of my body.

 

[Guest]