I just ate a pint of Ben and Jerry's Phish Food and I feel fine.....

[BgMma]

It is the best remedy for no sex.

So all of my love lorn sisters and brothers, come, join me on the Dairy Train to Happiness.

We shall be fruitful and annoyed.
Bring on the chocolate, bring on the marshmallow, bring on the caramel oozing over my fingers as I lick them.
Hand over the cherries, the strawberries and the bananas!

Hail, I say! Hail to Ben and Jerry's, for they have no clue. When I have sex next, it will be Ben and Jerry I do see.

So, join me on my sexless ramage through the local market and feast on the spoils of bitter ends of romance!

*BURPPPPP* Ahh, that felt soooo good.

 

[Guest]

 

[Kitte]

I have a pint of Jerry's Dream in my freezer...I tried it just doesnt cut it...

 

[Guest]

Talking about ice-cream?
You never had it 'til you tried The Udder Guys' icecream....

 

[Vilac]

Now you've hit a sore subject.

I went to the store a week ago for some "Cherry Garcia"...and they were out. Completely out.

I've been craving it since last weekend.

<sigh>
V~

 

[BgMma]

YOU SEE?



JOIN ME, FOR WE ARE ONE!

THE SALVATION LIES IN THE FROZEN DESSERTS!

Sorry for the bummer with no Cherry Garcia.