I insult every USA foreign author/reader...

MatthiasB

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The insults for USA foreign authors:

1. - I insult every USA foreign author as a praiser of idioms!
2. - They're guilt in praising 3M-osim...
3. - The pointidism androids won't exist forever, you'd better train...
4. - Sociopathy seems really to be USA foreigners favorite full time hobby...

The insults for USA foreign readers:

1. - I insult every USA foreign reader as an actually dying through the Illuminati pyramid head adapt held together thing of an alchemistic something!
2. - I insult the second range of USA foreign readers as by the Scull driven!

Additional mention:

Everybody, who doesn't understands what I've wrote here is/does probably:
- In CIA's not allowed to think base.
- Does praise idiotism, means he understood actually, but doesn't wants face the truth.

Some questions:

1. - Do you actually read or the by 3M made patchwork child inside of you?
2. - Why does a global breakdown of a book always happen through and made by USA?
3. - Don't you understand USA foreigner, that USA is worst totalitarianistic antfarm ever existed?
4. - Did actually the term fences/frontiers erased out of the school books? (yes, out of the school book I've wrote, here you do need to think, USA foreigner! So do dial CIA for the next baby-brain-know-unit)
5. - How will generation baby-androids made by USA look as tween/treen? (Here is now the change to figure something, some mean population USA will implode into the Pentagon, cause, arr, rawmaterial really starts to went off...)

without any wishes for USA foreigner
with regards for the the rest of planet earth
Matthias Bärlocher / Matthew B.

PS: http://matthiasbaerlocher.wordpress.com
PPS: Grown by Matthew B. @ Amazon.com - It's written by Swiss foreigner...
 
Something written by a bot, methinks. It looks like computer driven verse, using a primitive program from the early 70's.
 
If the point of the OP was to baffle anyone who read it, then in my case -- success.
 
A man with something to say and only Google's translation bots to help him say it.

4. - Sociopathy seems really to be USA foreigners(citizens) favorite full time hobby...
I'm with him on this one.

For anyone reading the news outside of the USA, this country looks like a bin full of loonies.

:(
 
Translation? Anybody? No? Okay, then. I'll just go back to listening to people complain about facebook. Carry on!
 
I think this is spam. Trying to get interest in a book by a swiss guy :)eek: spam!)
 
That was one of the funniest things I've read in a long time. Water-spitting funny.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I must tend to my baby-android in the totalitarianistic antfarm in which I live. Perhaps when I'm done with that I'll check my old school books to see if fences/frontiers have been erased.
 
There is no way I am going to click on the links in the first post.

MatthiasB has demonstrated a lack of ability in English, or incompetent use of translation software, or both.
 
Well, I feel it's time I came clean. Matthias is right about me, I actually am an Illuminati pyramid head adapt held together thing of an alchemistic something.
 
I fart in your general direction, English pig-dogs! :D
 
I fart in your general direction, English pig-dogs! :D

Oh yeah? Well, your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

So take that.

(Can I just add that when I'm hiking I often envision myself with a trail of men behind me, making "clip-clop" noises with coconut shells, a la Monty Python? Am I the only one?)
 
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Oh yeah? Well, your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

So take that.

(Can I just add that when I'm hiking I often envision myself with a trail of men behind me, making "clip-clop" noises with coconut shells, a la Monty Python? Am I the only one?)

Nope. I often hear the strains of "Brave, brave Sir Robin, he bravely ran away." ;)

Stop! Or we shall taunt you a second time!

Watch for falling cows! :D
 
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