I hope my past doesn't come back to haunt me...

[Shaq]

cause when it happens to people on soap operas it isn't very good...

 

[LadyG]

LOL!!!!!

You mean when the ex, the current, the prior and the gay lover all show up at the same time, unnannounced and someone gets shot, usually you??

I know.

 

[StrawberryPez]

I'm just hoping I don't have kids somewhere that I don't remember having.

 

[Liontamr]

I'm just hoping I don't have kids somewhere that I don't remember having.

It's funny how an entire nine to ten month period in your life can just all of a sudden be forgotten huh?

 

[LadyG]

Don't you hate when that happens? Damn, you can't even remember giving birth and they're at the door, all grown up, needing a damn kidney or something. Inconsiderate swine!

 

[Shaq]

LOL!!!!!

You mean when the ex, the current, the prior and the gay lover all show up at the same time, unnannounced and someone gets shot, usually you??

I know.

Yup...just like that....the past is worst than any spook...

 

[LadyG]

Of course you could find out you were the illegitimate son of the richest man in town, and your mom was a maid or something that gave him a son when his real wife couldn't, therefore you inherit everything now that he's dead and move into the mansion and become addicted to expensive designer drugs because you can afford to **deep breath** and go into rehab and meet the girl of your dreams only to find out she was the town hooker and had slept with your father and also had a child and she sues you for support because she has letter from your dad acknowledging said child, then you lose everything to the evil developer and end up a drunk in the park.

 

[Shaq]

Of course you could find out you were the illegitimate son of the richest man in town, and your mom was a maid or something that gave him a son when his real wife couldn't, therefore you inherit everything now that he's dead and move into the mansion and become addicted to expensive designer drugs because you can afford to **deep breath** and go into rehab and meet the girl of your dreams only to find out she was the town hooker and had slept with your father and also had a child and she sues you for support because she has letter from your dad acknowledging said child, then you lose everything to the evil developer and end up a drunk in the park.

Well my father's dead. And of course, will stay dead as all dead people do. The explosion that caused his body to be so damaged that identificiation was impossible means there's no way he's coming back. So that can NEVER happen!

 

[LadyG]

Not true!! His wife had his body cryogenically frozen and a new doctor in town, who's banging the head nurse with the big tits, has the technology to identify the body, but blackmails you, as you sink deeper and deeper into a depression that causes you to lock yourself into the mansion and drink cheap whiskey and break glasses all day.