Nothing like having a dog dig a hole in the ground removing the Hosta on the side of my porch steps, I left him tied to a banister on the covered porch this morning just to see in 1 hour he overturned the Hosta so I go to the back shed and get a shovel to fill the hole in and I uncovered someones 14 carot Gold wedding band, I was going to give it to Doris yet on second thought she might get the wrong idea.
I hit Gold in N.Y.
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Of Gold and Associates?
What were you driving?
I bet he sues your ass off. It's what they do!
What were you driving?
I bet he sues your ass off. It's what they do!
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My roommate used to do drag shows and beauty pageants as Taco Belle...
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You say "illegal hater" like I should feel guilty or something.................I don't.
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roommate? like share the same room 'n stuff?
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Same apartment, separate rooms.
He had a boy toy. He also saw a lot of married men on the side.
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not my business what's going on there in the US…
just enjoying messing with you guys, if mine ever work.…
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Best to get rid of it. Toss it into a volcano or something. Take my word.
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Keep digging...you might find the watch, too.
The dog can have the bones.
Win win.
The dog can have the bones.
Win win.
