I hear it's amazing when...

[Mike_Yates]

"I hear it's amazing when the famous giant purple stuffed worm in flapjaw space, with a tuning fork, does a raw blink on Hairi Kairi Rock! I need scissors!! 61!!"

http://thumbnails114.imagebam.com/43941/33e826439408285.jpg

 

[JohnnySavage]

It's also amazing when a woman touches your wiener.

You heard it hear first!

 

[Mike_Yates]

An anemone or clematis plant juice can cause a rash. When pruning them it's a good idea to wear gloves.

 

[phrodeau]

And if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.

---Groucho Marx

 

[Mike_Yates]

I was a North American fall webworm in a past life, those were the good old days.

What were you in a past life?

 

[Aphro]

Just when I think you have reached full saturation weirdness, you go and surpass yourself.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Just remember, every time you look up at the moon,
I, too, will be looking at a moon.

Not the same moon, obviously.

That's IMPOSSIBLE.

 

[Mike_Yates]

Snake, remember what De Gualle said. "The graveyards are full of indespensible men." Snake, your all alone and surrounded by bad guys. Try to be careful and avoid getting into a fight when ever you can.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

 

[Fata Morgana]

An anemone or clematis plant juice can cause a rash. When pruning them it's a good idea to wear gloves.

Do you know where a woman's clematis is?

 

[doctor_insanus]

Do you know where a woman's clematis is?

About...

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2011-02-08-Rotary_International_New_General_Secretary_D.jpg

...that close to her anemone!

 

[Fata Morgana]

About...

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2011-02-08-Rotary_International_New_General_Secretary_D.jpg

...that close to her anemone!

Hey its a bad thing to get them confused. I once trained ivy to grow round my clitoris and I felt off colour for weeks.

 

[pointless]

It's also amazing when a woman touches your wiener.

You heard it hear first!

it's pretty decent when a dude does it as well.

 

[Oh_That_Guy]

it's pretty decent when a dude does it as well.

Have to agree. Men and women both feel really nice when touching or tasting the weiner.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Hey its a bad thing to get them confused. I once trained ivy to grow round my clitoris and I felt off colour for weeks.

I'm just trying to help the poor guy, but I'm not gonna show him which is which.

You be careful!

 

[Mike_Yates]

Even my patience has its limits. I just can't leave this thing up to you any longer. I'll do the fighting. You can just go home.