I haven't gone...

[NoJo]

..I'm taking a break.

Joe (taking a break from taking a break).


I'm fine, happy, and love you all.

 

[minsue]

Break well, Joe

 

[logophile]

Glad to hear it. I'm quite fond of you!

 

[English Lady]

..I'm taking a break.

Joe (taking a break from taking a break).


I'm fine, happy, and love you all.

Luv you too hun.

take all the break you need 'k?



You are missed muchly though you know (ego rub ego rub)

 

[ElizabethWest]

A Joe sighting? Be still my fluttering heart! Miss you darlin'. Hurry back from your holiday...

 

[gauchecritic]

Excuse me while I go and delete all my posts which mention you in a poor light.

 

[neonlyte]

Fuck - I thought he'd gone.


Have a beer and a curry for me Joe.

 

[Blackie Malone]

Shhhhhhhhh..........don't tell Lou, I love to watch her suffer.

 

[matriarch]

Shhhhhhhhh..........don't tell Lou, I love to watch her suffer.

Wicked woman..........good to see you Joe, stop by anytime you feel like it.

Mat

 

[CharleyH]

An online Houdini

 

[cantdog]

Good to hear you're well. A spasm of madness has come and gone since you left, and it seems Perdita has graduated from all of us at last. But some of us assholes are still spittin on the corner watching the chicks go by, as before.

cantdog

 

[Guest]

glad youre not totally gone
but its kinda like getting to the pinnacle of an orgasm and not being able to fly into the abyss...

are you teasing us? foreplay without the follow up!

enjoy, joe...
cum back soon

 

[LadyJeanne]

..I'm taking a break.

Sure, you say that now.
You say it's just a break.
You say you still love us.
You say you'll be back.

But maybe you'll stumble upon another board.
And you'll start lurking, subtly flirting, at first.
Soon you'll be going back again and again
to play and tease and joke with the new board.

But we'll wait.
And welcome you with open arms
when your new board proves you to be fickle.
We'll be here, waiting.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Arm, leg, or neck?

 

[Quiet_Cool]

Sure, you say that now.
You say it's just a break.
You say you still love us.
You say you'll be back.

But maybe you'll stumble upon another board.
And you'll start lurking, subtly flirting, at first.
Soon you'll be going back again and again
to play and tease and joke with the new board.

But we'll wait.
And welcome you with open arms
when your new board proves you to be fickle.
We'll be here, waiting.

Damn. Do I detect a note of jealousy, LJ? Just a small one, real subtle-like?

No one will ever leave Lit. for good. It's the best board in the world, and we all love it.

























Ahem... so, Joe, this new board got a sister?

Q_C

 

[impressive]

But some of us assholes are still spittin on the corner watching the chicks go by, as before.

*raises hand and waves*

 

[LadyJeanne]

Ahem... so, Joe, this new board got a sister?

Q_C

PMSL!!!!!!

 

[carsonshepherd]

JOE!!!!!

 

[SeaCat]

Well, the Prodigal Son returns!

Welcome back bud.
Take all the time you need, but return when you can. this place just aint the same.

Cat

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

..I'm taking a break.

Joe (taking a break from taking a break).

Joe? Joe, who?

Rumple Foreskin ;cool:

 

[yui]

Dear Joe,

Please come back soon. The wailing might have subsided to intermittent weeping, but now I find myself tearing up at odd moments. It might be your fault. Or it might be hormonal... Either way, your absence is felt.

Much luck,

Yui

 

[shereads]

..I'm taking a break.

Joe (taking a break from taking a break).


I'm fine, happy, and love you all.

:emoticon for getting all emotional:

 

[shereads]

Excuse me while I go and delete all my posts which mention you in a poor light.

The "10 Ways We're Better Off Without Joe" thread was in poor taste. They were valid reasons, but that's no excuse.

 

[moonlight elf]

..I'm taking a break.

Joe (taking a break from taking a break).



I'm fine, happy, and love you all.

good to know Joe, good to know

 

[Guest]

..I'm taking a break.

Joe (taking a break from taking a break).


I'm fine, happy, and love you all.

We knew that, you fucker, but that doesn't excuse you desserting us in our hour of need.

Spelling error intended, I was thinking "trifle".

Lou - still wailing

P.S. If you send me any more jokes, you sick fuck, I'll out you.

P.P.S.