I have.........

[TxRad]

I'm having an easy day. I hope it continues that way.

 

[Sammael Bard]

I have found a few photographs of my previous school.

#Nostalgia.

 

[_Lynn_]

I have jalapeno peppers ready to pick from the plant on the deck. Too bad I don't like them.

 

[Handley_Page]

I have jalapeno peppers ready to pick from the plant on the deck. Too bad I don't like them.

Sell them ?

 

[Sammael Bard]

I have a weekly routine to make but feel as if I won't be able to follow it.

 

[_Lynn_]

Sell them ?

.
Nah, I'll find someone to give them to

I have a weekly routine to make but feel as if I won't be able to follow it.

You can do it.

 

[Handley_Page]

I have a need of some cables. . .

 

[Sammael Bard]

I have a story that needs writing and a great deal of editing.

I have already written my entry for summer lovin' contest and it's waiting in silence, gearing up for the big day!

 

[oggbashan]

I have, or rather had, a problem with my repaired Volvo. The kick-down wouldn't work on the automatic gearbox.

I thought it might just be a small adjustment to the connecting cable so I started hunting for my workshop manual I had put in a safe place.

Then I dropped a coin at a McDonalds Drive through. Once the grandchildren had eaten the McDonalds I looked for the coin.

I have solved the kick-down problem - carpet jammed under the accelerator pedal.

I have a fully working automatic gearbox.

 

[Sammael Bard]

I have, or rather had, a problem with my repaired Volvo. The kick-down wouldn't work on the automatic gearbox.

I thought it might just be a small adjustment to the connecting cable so I started hunting for my workshop manual I had put in a safe place.

Then I dropped a coin at a McDonalds Drive through. Once the grandchildren had eaten the McDonalds I looked for the coin.

I have solved the kick-down problem - carpet jammed under the accelerator pedal.

I have a fully working automatic gearbox.

I have been told by my friend that a manual gearbox is better and less problematic that an automatic one. Is it true?

 

[Fill_de_Puta]

I have packed everything. I have my train ticket. I will soon be living back down on the south coast. Woo-bloody-hoo

 

[oggbashan]

I have been told by my friend that a manual gearbox is better and less problematic that an automatic one. Is it true?

Yes - less likely to go wrong and easier to repair if it does.

But my broken automatic gearbox had done 270,000 miles before failing.

My car mechanic will be back in the UK (from Canada) tomorrow. We'll discuss options next week. I can probably source a secondhand automatic gearbox locally.

The real question is how much it will cost to swap them.

 

[NaokoSmith]

I have been bitten on the bum by an ant.

(The left arse cheek, if you must know.)

 

[TxRad]

I have been bitten on the bum by an ant.

(The left arse cheek, if you must know.)

I have the urge to kiss something.

 

[NaokoSmith]

I have the urge to kiss something.

I have a throbbing bump which needs to be kissed better

 

[Sammael Bard]

I have moved/displaced things from one floor to another of my house the whole day. My back muscles are screaming bloody murder....

 

[Aynmair]

I have a throbbing bump which needs to be kissed better

I have another one of those...

 

[Sammael Bard]

I have a throbbing bump which needs to be kissed better

I have another one of those...

I think thou ladies art in ardent need of the Bard's soothing touches

 

[Aynmair]

I think thou ladies art in ardent need of the Bard's soothing touches

Very likely... where is he when he's needed? Must we beg?

 

[Sammael Bard]

Very likely... where is he when he's needed? Must we beg?

You put up that Damsel in distress act and I'm sure that you'll find no shortage of volunteers here

 

[Aynmair]

You put up that Damsel in distress act and I'm sure that you'll find no shortage of volunteers here

You have no sympathy for the ?

 

[Sammael Bard]

You have no sympathy for the ?

I have lots of and and for that

 

[Handley_Page]

I have lots of and and for that

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[Sammael Bard]

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[Aynmair]

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