I have work today.

[Sillyman]

And the fuckers want me in at 6:00. On top of that, I can't sleep, because I keep having nightmares about burning chicken. I see the fucking grill when I close my eyes. I'm three steps away from a decent psychotic episode. I am never doing this again.

 

[The Squid King]

Fuck that, that is the reason I set my own hours.

 

[Sillyman]

What do you do?

And who do I have to kill to get a job with a CHAIR?

 

[The Squid King]

 

[Private Vasquez]

Lucky for you, Silly, but tomorrow is Bring Your Chair To Work Day.

 

[Jim_Henson]

Sorry, whos chicken are you burning in these dreams?

 

[Sillyman]

Sorry, whos chicken are you burning in these dreams?

Generally McDonald's. I go to sleep, start to dream, burn the chicken, and it's my dreams so I can smell it, then I wake up, go back to sleep, burn the chicken... I've been having the dream every 15 minutes since I went to bed.

 

[amelia]

wow..you and your dreams sillyman.

sorry you're not sleeping well.

 

[Monazwx]

Sorry to hear that Pookie. Here's a you help ya out.

 

[Sillyman]

Sorry to hear that Pookie. Here's a you help ya out.

Thank you Mona, and thank you Amelia.

 

[Jim_Henson]

McDonalds actually sell real chicken nowadays?

Naaah, I think you are burning fake ones, dont worry.

 

[Sillyman]

McDonalds actually sell real chicken nowadays?

Naaah, I think you are burning fake ones, dont worry.

I thought I detected a whiff of melting plastic.

 

[Jim_Henson]

You weren't melting Vasquez were you?

OH NOOOOOOOO

 

[Sillyman]

You weren't melting Vasquez were you?

OH NOOOOOOOO

The horror. The horror.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Oh the humanatee!

I knew you were tryin' to burn me, man. Damn! I thought we were cool...

 

[Sillyman]

Oh the humanatee!

I knew you were tryin' to burn me, man. Damn! I thought we were cool...

I thought we we're tight. Maybe I should do more Kegels.

 

[Private Vasquez]

I was tight, but it would appear as though you couldn't hang. That's rough.

 

[Jim_Henson]

And there was a rumour that felt had a chance...

 

[Sillyman]

I think they are planning to start using more rubber and soy in the future.

 

[Jim_Henson]

They use soy?

 

[Sillyman]

They use soy?

Styrofoam Output Yeast. It's a byproduct of packing material.

 

[Jim_Henson]

Ahhh, are you sure its just not melting the packaging straight into that wonderful (rabbit/possum)CHICKEN taste?

 

[Sillyman]

Ahhh, are you sure its just not melting the packaging straight into that wonderful (rabbit/possum)CHICKEN taste?

Really no telling. At least now I know the secret sauce is bull semen.

 

[Jim_Henson]

You are just saying that.

You know why they reall make you give a semen sample every day before reporting for work. And no, its not for the drug testing.

 

[Sillyman]

You know why they really make you give a semen sample every day before reporting for work. And no, its not for the drug testing.

That's for the mayonaisse. And we really prefer not to dwell on it.